>Scary Face + Smiley Face

>>60657134
All you had to do was buy $GME and hold, it was simple.
>>60657087
>Are you not the least bit interested in that court filing?
No, it has no impact on my comfy wumfy 6 figure $GME investment.

>>60569151
be BBBY bagholder
holding a pile of OTC trash and hopium
“The court said nothing for shareholders... but maybe Ryan Cohen has a plan!”
telling everyone the millions are coming
quotes ghost subsidiaries and fake filings like scripture

suddenly hear thunder
a shadow falls over the thread
it is a GME Spartan
dripping in DRS armor, no debt, net cash
backed by 70% locked float and rage forged in 2021

BBBYQ peasant squeals
“But our ticker still trades!”
Spartan laughs
“Your stock trades like a corpse twitches — reflex, not life.”

BBBY tries to show court docket
Spartan already read it
knows DIP paid, plan confirmed, equity wiped
brings receipts, page numbers, legal citations

BBBY screeches about secret vaults and reverse mergers
Spartan draws his sword: “That’s not DD. That’s delusion.”

Final blow: “Your ticker was delisted. Your court case closed.
Your shares are ghost dust clinging to hope.”
BBBY fades into mist
another fallen victim of cope

the battlefield clears
only GME remains