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6/27/2025, 9:13:00 PM
>be me
>22 y/o kissless handholdless virgin, as prescribed by the Lord
>ask neighbouring wench Stacybeth to marry me and bear my children
>she insists she has already promised her hand to local chad Elias
>go to town meeting and accuse her of witchcraft
>they cut her forehead open and lynch her in front of her parents
>another day successfully spent in the service of the Lord
>22 y/o kissless handholdless virgin, as prescribed by the Lord
>ask neighbouring wench Stacybeth to marry me and bear my children
>she insists she has already promised her hand to local chad Elias
>go to town meeting and accuse her of witchcraft
>they cut her forehead open and lynch her in front of her parents
>another day successfully spent in the service of the Lord
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