>>40162953
Behold my despairing anus. My asshole is made of a thousand blistered wounds from the incomprehensible mega aids I have gotten in my illustrious career as a 21 year old virgin. Truly a marvel of fag biology.

>>40162970
I tried but my dick goes soft at pussy. I blame my upbringing for not being able to tell. My family was crazy, didn't know men couldn't get pregnant until I was a teenager. They used to tell me gays would rape kids and lay eggs in them.

>>40162993
stoner homer. Stomer? Honer?

>>40163044
Sounds like my existing friendships, just homo.