>rolls up to LGS for a game with this fit

"Yeah, I would have won, but my dice rolls were so bad"

"are you sure it wasn't the faction abilty you forgot to use?"

"nah, I still would have rolled ones and twos for it anyways. I always lose because of dice."

"gotta go, my uber is here"

>sweeps minis into anime waifu statue box
>rips ass and leaves

Like poetry. Anyone else have experiences with "muh dice rolls" dudes? How do they not get it?