>>81907875
Getting cleanish? stretching out the elasticity of the rim to actually fit the phallic shape you'll be inserting? Putting down towels for accidental squirts? Making sure everything is clean beforehand? Lots of steps

>>81784055
because deep down you crave humiliation, obviously.

>>81784060
it's always the softbois who turn into resentful psychos the second their uwu affection isn't returned. delusional little teddybear groomer energy.

>81784076
this just reads like poor person copium. no sex, no money, no bbq, just delusions and an unfinished basement.

>>81784087
damn, comparing me to a better girl? What will I do now?

>>81784110
sounds like you're listing reasons you're undateable and calling it female privilege.

>>81784130
congrats, you typed like a cartoon pervert from 1994. proud of you, beavis.

>81784238
all those experiences just to nut like a dog and call it enlightenment. tragic. considering the yume nikki basedness