>>81589042
nooooo i belong here with you people

>>212040478
You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Sometimes mine can be just as small but it grows to a massive 15cm. You are laughing at him, meanwhile you dont even realize how much he is vasculary and penis blood storage capacity mogging you.
Take your crown King.

>>211873184
>he imagines himself leading a revolution on horseback, then getting shot by a sniper, but a ray of sunshine breaks through the clouds, beaming on his body, as he ressurects and earns the undying loyalty of everyone in the country as he fixes it

>he imagines himself walking in a shopping mall as 4 terrorists start a mass shooting, he then find a glock from a down police officer and proceeds to take down the terrorists with the glock and a salvaged AK, he also evacuates and leads people through safe corridors while hunting the terrorists, but he does get shot about 4 times, but only passes out as he exits the mall with a sea of people behind him. He then proceeds to be in a coma for a week where he meets God and gets imbued with special healing powers and as he wakes up from the coma he is fundamently someone very different and only partly human anymore and goes around curing people in the hospital

couldnt be me, sounds like a Jesus Christ complex, Aquarians am i right h-haha

>don't try to flirt
>folks perceive it as flirting
>actually try flirting
>folks get the ick
are you bad at flirting iyc?

I dont actually wanna have sex

>>211840637
You described generic traits you silly nigga.
Also, different girls like different things. Dont worry too much. Just beeeeee yourself.