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7/23/2025, 6:01:28 PM
Sassy!
7/23/2025, 5:15:16 PM
>"Hi Anon you got some fish?"
>"I know you have been trying to not eat meat and that's nice. But no way you still don't eat fish!"
>"No fish? Why?"
>"Awww c'mon Anon, don't be silly! Fish and animals are not the same!"
>"Animals can feel the same things we do, but fish are just unthinking water creatures! They just float in water, being dumb fish! They can't feel fear or love or fun or many other things."
>"And they're also really tasty."
>"C'mon Anon, let's go fishing then!"
>"I know you have been trying to not eat meat and that's nice. But no way you still don't eat fish!"
>"No fish? Why?"
>"Awww c'mon Anon, don't be silly! Fish and animals are not the same!"
>"Animals can feel the same things we do, but fish are just unthinking water creatures! They just float in water, being dumb fish! They can't feel fear or love or fun or many other things."
>"And they're also really tasty."
>"C'mon Anon, let's go fishing then!"
7/14/2025, 5:14:37 PM
>Be Anon
>Somehow already having a girlfriend (or marefriend as they say) despite having zero luck back on Earth
>Also these magic horses apparently have their gender roles flipped
>You're supposed to cook dinner and iron dresses while your marefriend is at work
>But she's very nice in addition to being a total cutie patootie
>She doesn't ask for much except for tastier pineapples and good intimate times
>With you however, she would try anything at her disposition to make you happy
>At the weekend when Sassy, the, well, sassy and fun blonde pegasus mare and your marefriend, is free from her work, she takes you for a walk together with her friends
>She likes to take her "precious alien colt" for walks together with her company of close friends
>"Oh, hello... Sassaflash."
>You face an orange stallion
>Your mare's friends' faces immediately turn to contempt and anger at the stallion
>Whenever they would mention Caramel, your marefriend's ex, they cringe and say how you're much better than him, how lucky Sassaflash is to keep you for herself, but you don't understand why, and why did such a sweet mare had a break up
>While her friends' attention is locked on the stallion, she seems to try and ignore him, giggling, hugging and nuzzling you
>You feel uneasy at the situation, and the affectionate gestures Sassy is doing to you are increasing the tension
>"Sorry, don't care about you. I've got somepony better."
>She places a kiss on your cheek
>"Not surprised that only ones who would settle for you are monkey harlots."
>Caramel's remark doesn't go unscathed on your mare and her explosive demeanor
>"At least he never did rob me of the entirety of my salary for spa, tea and the most expensive and useless knick-knacks!"
>Sassy lowers her voice after yelling at Caramel
>"How's that purse for which I've been saving bits for so long been doing?"
>"I threw it out!"
>You gasped
>Sassaflash's friends didn't seem to be very surprised and were preoccupied with keeping her from attacking Caramel
>Somehow already having a girlfriend (or marefriend as they say) despite having zero luck back on Earth
>Also these magic horses apparently have their gender roles flipped
>You're supposed to cook dinner and iron dresses while your marefriend is at work
>But she's very nice in addition to being a total cutie patootie
>She doesn't ask for much except for tastier pineapples and good intimate times
>With you however, she would try anything at her disposition to make you happy
>At the weekend when Sassy, the, well, sassy and fun blonde pegasus mare and your marefriend, is free from her work, she takes you for a walk together with her friends
>She likes to take her "precious alien colt" for walks together with her company of close friends
>"Oh, hello... Sassaflash."
>You face an orange stallion
>Your mare's friends' faces immediately turn to contempt and anger at the stallion
>Whenever they would mention Caramel, your marefriend's ex, they cringe and say how you're much better than him, how lucky Sassaflash is to keep you for herself, but you don't understand why, and why did such a sweet mare had a break up
>While her friends' attention is locked on the stallion, she seems to try and ignore him, giggling, hugging and nuzzling you
>You feel uneasy at the situation, and the affectionate gestures Sassy is doing to you are increasing the tension
>"Sorry, don't care about you. I've got somepony better."
>She places a kiss on your cheek
>"Not surprised that only ones who would settle for you are monkey harlots."
>Caramel's remark doesn't go unscathed on your mare and her explosive demeanor
>"At least he never did rob me of the entirety of my salary for spa, tea and the most expensive and useless knick-knacks!"
>Sassy lowers her voice after yelling at Caramel
>"How's that purse for which I've been saving bits for so long been doing?"
>"I threw it out!"
>You gasped
>Sassaflash's friends didn't seem to be very surprised and were preoccupied with keeping her from attacking Caramel
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