>Standard will now rotate every three years so you can invest more in your paper decks
>Just kidding, we are banning all Tier 1 deck so you can go buy new FINAL FANTASY© cards

Probably a worse player betrayal than when they banned Jace the Mind Sculptor which costs $150 per card in 2011, and you needed four of them to play a Tier 1 deck.

So I hope you all learned your lesson, again, that giving money to Hasbro is a very bad idea. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.