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Anonymous /v/715666546#715726159
7/17/2025, 7:19:14 PM
>the Mario Bros. movie was mid, Miyamoto & Nintendo's control-freak factor wasn't enough to save it
>Miyamoto isn't the guy you want overseeing these projects anyway; dude can't into stories
>fucking Sony Pictures is producing it
>Avi Arad is producer, and has produced nothing but trash in the last 5 years - the only exception being the Spiderverse flicks
>Derek Connolly is the screenwriter, with his best work being Detective Pikachu in recent years, and his worst being The Jurassic World trilogy. So that isn't saying much
>the actors they hired for Link and Zelda look mid as hell and don't remotely fit the characters, especially Link. It's not as bad as the Bella Ramsey pick for The Last of Us.... but it's certainly up there
>their choice for Zelda practically confirms it's going to be a Breath of The Wild adaptation, or if it's an original story, it'll take heavy inspiration from it
>Nintendo, in typical Nintendo fashion, will neuter the movie to a PG-level appropriation, even though kids give zero fucks about Zelda in 2025

Wes Ball is literally the only saving grace left going for this travesty, and even then, his director's resume is still inexperienced. At least we can expect the CGI and scenery to be stellar.