Thread 715666546

I speak for all of us when I say....FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK MIYAMOTO! She was fucking perfect for this role!

>>715666546 (OP)
kinda looks like a guy, no?

>>715666546 (OP)
Based GIGAGOD Miyamoto dabbing on troons, brownoids, and ricecels kek

>>715666602
Considering it doesn't look like a woman....

>>715666546 (OP)
>she

>>715666546 (OP)
>she

lol, you're not on reset era. You can call a male a man without getting banned. unless you're on /co/ where one of the tranny mods power trips.

>>715666546 (OP)
I dont want men stealing women's job.

>>715666546 (OP)
Bump limit guaranteed

>>715666546 (OP)
Debra Wilson would have been a better Zelda than that man just by being an adult female human.

>the same picture
>AGAIN

Completely serious she would've been a better Link casting

why don't you post him actually in a movie, playing a teenage girl
I'm getting really tired of seeing the exact same pic over and over

>>715666546 (OP)
I have Hunter fatigue...

>>715666546 (OP)
Join the 41%, you shemale freak.
Zelda is XX, menstruates and will give birth to a ton of white babies while you get excluded from the genepool.
Based Nintendo, I will buy your games and perhaps even play them if drunk enough.
Captcha: OPsFAG

/v/ is so easy to bait lmao

>>715666546 (OP)
>I speak for all of us
nah

>>715666546 (OP)
The funniest thing about all of these trannies and libtards crying is that they're not happy with the fact that a pair of young, unknown actors got roles in a big blockbuster film. All they care about is their HBO tranny not getting the role. These "people" are just nasty and spiteful.

>>715667312
/v/ is so easy to 'bate lmao

>>715666859
ENTER

I would fuck the troon you just posted, top or bottom
No idea who it is, or if I'm supposed to be mad about whatever you're talking about

>>715666859
looks a lot like Quentin

>>715666546 (OP)
I think "she" would be a better Link, honestly

>>715666546 (OP)
Cosplayers are no good for anything.

>>715667917
with a short tunic with no undies?
i could crank it to that for sure

>>715666546 (OP)
Sony wouldve been salivating to cast that person
Nintendo is a traditional family company. Transgender is not family friendly. The backlash wouldve been massive. They did the right thing by passing on the LGBT virtue signal thing Sony loves

>>715666546 (OP)
I jerked off to her before I knew she was trans. I decided then and there that I'm not a faggot so I accept trans people now.

>>715666546 (OP)
I fucking love it.

All the troons and freaks are raging over Twitter and YouTube comments.

>>715666546 (OP)
>The weird ass fucked up posture to try to emulate natural femininity
Hesus Cristo, el abominacion destructora deel oeste

>>715666546 (OP)
I'd fuck him desu.

>>715666546 (OP)
>she

>>715667290
Zelda is a trans girl and link is a trans man

OP has been spamming threads about this tranny for 5 years straight on /tv/
what causes mental illness this severe?

>>715668350
Lust

>>715666546 (OP)
This is fucked up. All the more reason to boycott it

>>715666546 (OP)
damn, what a butterface

okay why is this dude getting astroturfed here? i have literally never heard of him before all these zelda shitposts

>>715666546 (OP)
whats the appeal of trannies to a straight guy?

Can we talk about the actual movie now, instead of this forced controversy bullshit?

>What game will they adapt?
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
>Will the soundtrack be kino, or slop like Illumination's Super Mario Bros. soundtrack?
>Will the age rating be PG or PG13?

It's funny how the people who genuinely wanted Schafer in the role can only choose 2 images from this specific set to say "look! Schafer looks just like Twilight Princess Zelda", while every single other photo of Schafer is pretty fucking bad. And now you have people saying Schafer was "robbed" because a 26 year old, nearly 6' person can't be in a movie besides a 16 year old Link.

>>715666546 (OP)
>She

>>715666546 (OP)
Throw that faggot off the nearest bridge for even suggesting he play the role of princess Zelda

>>715668993
There is nothing to talk about because we have no further information. Don't waste your time making shit up, wait until we have some set photos or an official teaser trailer before you start writing fan fiction

>>715666546 (OP)
No one sane wanted a man to play Zelda you mentally ill faggot

>>715666837
*he

>>715666546 (OP)
You think this looks like Zelda?

>>715666546 (OP)
He can still play an orc or something.

>>715666546 (OP)
Now this is the role he's perfect for

>>715666546 (OP)
That is a man.
YWNBAW

>>715668807
are you trying to say its pedophilia for these actors to play characters that date because im pretty sure this is going to be based on botw in which case thats probably not going to happen

>>715669330
milf zelda
shota link

this is the truly best option

>>715668993
>Probably the first one but with a more detailed plot.
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
They're apparently considering Jason Mamoa although this is just a popular fancast I think.
>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
Undoubtedly
>Will the soundtrack be kino, or slop like Illumination's Super Mario Bros. soundtrack?
Likely slop. There just aren't that many good orchestral composers working in Hollywood anymore. They won't get Kondo but will find some hack to ape his leitmotiffs and tracks.
>Will the age rating be PG or PG13?
Depends on how dark/violent it will be. It will probably be PG to sell as many tickets as possible.

>>715668993
botw is the most popular

>>715666546 (OP)
Leftoid Troons really think they could harness meme magic

>>715666859
Narcissa lookin healthy

>>715666546 (OP)
>It turned out to be a grift from journos and PR managers all alog.
Very vindicating, seeing if for what it really was as soon as I looked at it.

>>715668993
>What game will they adapt?
None. They'll just create an original story loosely based on the lore like the Mario movie.
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
They're apparently considering Jason Mamoa although this is just a popular fancast I think.
>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
Undoubtedly
>Will the soundtrack be kino, or slop like Illumination's Super Mario Bros. soundtrack?
Likely slop. There just aren't that many good orchestral composers working in Hollywood anymore. They won't get Kondo but will find some hack to ape his leitmotiffs and tracks.
>Will the age rating be PG or PG13?
Depends on how dark/violent it will be. It will probably be PG to sell as many tickets as possible.

>>715666546 (OP)
Reminder that all Hunter shilling is astroturfed and paid for by Hunter himself.

>>715668993
>What game will they adapt?
None, it's going to be an original story like the Mario Movie.
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
No one. It's going to be Ganon, not Ganondorf.
>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
I think it's possible that Link remains silent with a fairy doing the talking for him, but that would work better in animation when Link could have exaggerated expressions.

>>715669592
Apparently it was the troon's PR team that spread the original rumours kek

>>715668807
Um actually link is 116 years old

BUmp

>>715666546 (OP)
Guy on the left looks like a fucking faggot.

He needs to go to the gym and fix his posture

>>715669592
It was a joke from /v/

>>715666546 (OP)
Kojima... I kneel!

>>715668807
/ss/chads we eatin good

>>715666546 (OP)
>she

>>715672353
Does (s)he fuck dudes or chicks?

>>715668993
this will 100% be a movie for kids, like Mario, Sonic, Detective Pikachu and Minecraft were

>>715666546 (OP)
Not gonna lie, I thought you chuds were only meme'ing about Hunter being trans, but then I looked up her (him?) on Wikipedia, and yeah it's a mtf. The best I've seen by far though, passes 100%. Does she/he have a penor though?

Who's gonna play my wife?

>>715668993
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
The Rock

>>715666546 (OP)
>She

>>715672703
I am genuinely upset that Hunter is trans, because there is a part of me that is actually physically attracted to them (they look like a fucking elf for gods sake) and I don't want to condone transgender bullshit.

>>715666546 (OP)
This shit is not videogames you fucking faggot.

>Why won't a Japanese company support replacing a mainline IP's female lead with a trans person!? Is this hate speech???

What will be the "leaded gasoline" explanation of this current crop of retards?

>>715672703
She's got a cute feminine penis.

>>715672703
>>715673213
This is a safe space. You can admit youre like 10% gay

These guys always use the same 3 images

Nintendo won.

>>715668807
Movie will be immortalized by the death of the actor during filming.
Specifically, from being high fived to death

>>715669108
>Here's that totally passable tranny I was telling yous about

>>715671004
It depends on the version. The young Links are like 10 - 13 while the adults Links are like pretty much always 16 or 17. With botw Link being the obvious exception

Someone post the before botw vs totk tranny pictures. Zelda IS a tranny game and its voodoo powers change people for the worst

>>715671004
She was only 21 years old you SICK FUCK

Literally nothing matters about this movie but that Link wears his fucking green tunic and his fucking green hat and wields his fucking sword in his fucking left hand.

So what's the movie about?

>>715673758
Trans rights apparently

>>715673731
>and wields his fucking sword in his fucking left hand.
Let it go man, it's over

>>715673797
Fujibayashi and Aonuma can take a long walk off a short pier, Link was left-handed all the way back to the very first game.

>>715673731
Yeah that's not happening, this is clearly a Breath of The Slop adaptation for the zoomer crowd.

>>715673731
It will be a blue shirt and beige pants, no hat, because that's the design the current audience is the most familiar with.

>>715666740
>it has finally happened
>decades of sedentary lifestyle and bad eating habits leads to the first and final stroke while shitting my guts out on the toilet
>stand above my body, watching myself just lying on the ceramic floor
>feel a cold wind and leafs rustling
>he's here, right behind me
>death himself
>too afraid to turn around
>suddenly, his shrieking voice cuts through the air around me
>"AYO HOL UP DIS NIGGA DED WHILE FINNA TAKIN A SHIIEEEEEET"

>>715666546 (OP)
Perfect for the Twilight Princess version of the character, the worst version of the character. Bullet dodged.

>>715666546 (OP)
i speak for you when i say
>pic

>>715669258
>>715673350
he looks like a faggot

>>715668993
>What game will they adapt?
I think it'll either be its own story, or loosely based around whatever future game they're planning in order to get some brand synergy going.
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
If this casting was anything to go by, then probably some other 'literally who' that won't cost the studio an arm and a leg.
>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
It would be a mistake not to. Even if Link doesn't remain quiet, he'll still need someone to talk to just so he can communicate things to the audience.
>Will the soundtrack be kino, or slop like Illumination's Super Mario Bros. soundtrack?
No doubt. No matter the game LoZ has always had great music
>Will the age rating be PG or PG13?
I'd prefer PG13, but I honestly think it's going to be PG.

>>715673971
>because that's the design the current audience is the most familiar with.
But it's not!
Link's Awakening remake and Echoes of Wisdom both came out!
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate still has multiple left-handed, green tunic'd Links!
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe uses an adapted version of Skyward Sword's Link that's left-handed! Even after adding a BOTW Link costume to try and maintain adoption!
It's still Twilight Princess's Link in a lot of Nintendo promotional renders!
A LEGO set for Zelda just came out trying to halfsies between Ocarina of Time and Breath of the Wild and features a green, left-handed Link!
It's just recency bias all the way down!

>>715673315
From what I've seen, they're blaming Covid lockdowns for causing kids to miss school.

SPAMMING THIS THREAD ALL DAY DOESN'T MAKE THAT DUDE LOOK MORE LIKE ZELDA
FUCK OFF
He would be a good Link though.

>>715673403
because it's the hairstyling doing all the heavy lifting, and they know it

>>715674541
Lame.

>boomers unironically think right looks better
lmao

>>715674623
>Using the best tunic to shit on it
Bait used to be believable

>>715674541
>tranny
>dates a gay nigger
they really are bottom of the barrel males

>>715674623
Not being able to dye the Champion's Tunic or Champion's Leathers, but making the Tunic of the Wild dyeable, was a suspicious act of cowardice on the devs' part. They KNEW everybody would just dye the blue tunic to green.

>>715673559
I always thought ALttP, ALBW, and EoW Links were more around the 14/15 range.

>>715674753
lmao, you act like you wouldn't Hunter Schafer

>>715673389
it's a hundred percent straight to be attracted to Hunter

>>715674623
true it does look better. Like he is an actual warrior.
>Fore arm guards on both arms.
>chainmail underneath layered perfectly
>thematic classic green color thats been there sience the first game
>thematic long cap

>>715674878
This looks like predatory behavior

>>715674878
>its normal to be an autogynephilic faggot
nah, he is fully mentally ill and will kill himself

I have no idea who that guy even is

>>715674623
TP set my beloved

>>715668993
smartest move would be adapting the most popular Zelda game which is likely Ocarina of Time. Twilight Princess and A Link to the Past could also be good choices. A smarter move would've been to make it animated instead of live action.

>>715675157
The smartest move would be to not make a movie at all.

i think chasers should kill themselves (sooner)
really

So she's been taking hormones since she was a kid, is her penis functional? Can she get erect? Does she even have testicles still? Many trannies remove them to stop testosterone production, even if they're not planning on getting a neo-vagina (which can be gross).

>>715673971
>Not the Link design on all the generic LoZ promotional material
>Not the Link design displayed in Epic Universe which is almost guaranteed to have an even larger LoZ expansion in the future
There's a fine line between doomerposting and mental illness.

>>715668062
>Guy Who Believes Birthing Complications Have Never Happened And Never Will

>>715675108
some industry plant faggot tranny that got pushed by the LGBT mafia that runs (((hollywood)))

>>715674878
>hey dude do you realize you are dating a faggot?
>are you really that desperate to be dating a homosexual?
>that dude is fucked up man he is just usnig you to get off because getting his shit pushed in is the only thing that turns him on
>that shit is nasty man find something else to do even if you are lonely

Thats what I would dead ass tell somebody "straight" that is dating a tranny while looking them dead in the eye. And honestly my argument is more persuasive than anything the tranny is thts why they date in secret and their shit is clandestine. I can ruin all that shit just with the truth and telling other brothers to stop coping. You are not in jail, you dont have to fuck mentally ill faggots.

>>715674878
What an unfortunate nose.

>>715666546 (OP)
based. TRANS RIGHTS

Is Jack Black going to be King Hyrule?

>>715675456
Only women can give birth

>>715666546 (OP)
he's a garudo at best

>>715675157
Depends what Nintendo wants.
Do they want a quick and safe cash grab trilogy that's bound to make them a fortune, but at the cost of short-term success? Breath of the Wild.
Do they want to establish a trilogy that's initially risky, but has the chance of developing into a successful, complex and established cinematic universe? Ocarina of Time.

>>715675895
it's perfectly fine that the words "birthing complications" sailed straight over your water filled head anon. you're doing great. i believe in you

>>715675990
Only women are subject to birthing complications

>>715675403
The Donkey Kong theme park still uses the classic rare design, despite the upcoming game and the recent Super Mario Bros. movie. Nintendo's boomer executives aren't always the brightest bunch.

>>715676068
If they're built for it, why do they have complications?

>>715676068
this was about trying to be a phrenologist over pelvic arrangement, anon.

>>715676112
Because mammals weren't supposed to be bipedal. Humans walking on their hind legs really fucked up the whole birthing process.

>>715676112
You have to be built for it before you can be subject to complications for it.
>>715676113
Skeletology, osteology and anatomy is not phrenology.

I'm starting to think Snoys are making the trannie threads.

>>715675157
Zelda is too mature for Hollywood's animation industry, and anime movies don't sell with that market either. That one LoTR anime film bombed hard.

The smartest move would've been releasing a high-quality animated series or movie trilogy for streaming services - so something akin to Arcane, Cyberpunk Edgerunners or Kpop Demon Hunters. But Shiggy really fucking wants those fucking Zelda theme parks for various Universal Studios locations, so we're getting a shitty live-action trilogy to justify its existence.

>>715666546 (OP)
>she

>>715676343
Outright denying that sometimes their hips are too narrow, small, or both for any birth at all, let alone a comfortable birth, kinda sinks a hole into the "skeletology, osteology and anatomy" argument. There's an old doctor's joke about somebody's internal anatomy or bone structure being weird, and the surgeon shrugs and says "I guess they didn't read the medical books."

She's waaaay too ugly to be Zelda.

>>715676484
>all the booru type porn sites replacing the "trap" tag with "otokonoko" to be progressive
we'll never go back to those simpler times

>>715676531
he is just a faggot yeah he even explains it in that shitty drawing he did, he is a mentally ill faggot that wants to be mounted not mount.

Imagine being a fucking grown man that wants to be mantained by another grown man. What a fucking loser. I would kill myself.

>>715676450
>be me, transgender
>modify my body to look like a woman
>die
>archeologists dig me up 2000 years later
>this man was found buried...

>>715676450
You're conflating the individual with the species.
For example: Homo sapiens has 10 fingers despite some members of this species lacking 10 fingers. In a similar fashion, the female sex of the species Homo sapiens has a wider pelvis than the male sex of this species.

>>715666546 (OP)
I kinda want this casting since it would be the ultimate meme come to life
We could unironically say "What if Zelda was a girl?"

>>715672703
You're a retard.

>>715675937
>a successful, complex and established cinematic universe? Ocarina of Time.
OoT's core story is an absolute mess only masked by the fun gameplay. Shining a spotlight on it would be a huge mistake.

>>715676798
it's varied enough that it's not actually a hard rule, we aren't insects or birds so sexual dimorphism isn't really all that much of a thing for us relative to those two classes of animal. otherwise femboys wouldn't exist

>>715666859
That's so clearly a man

>>715675370
He is not even a type of man that couldn't have pulled women but he had to be born a homosexual (genetically defective) and he fucked his whole life up from there. Well done dude.

Well maybe I should be grateful. Less competition. He will kill himself around a 15 year time frame he will see that life aint going nowhere biologically as a fag, that hedonism gets boring and that he is infertile and he will chose to die sooner. Good.

>>715676892
You're still performing the same conflation. It's varied between members of the species (and not very much when it comes to pelvis width https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0940960221000753); it isn't varied on the level of the species itself.

SHE is fucking ugly. Was this really the best that the wholesome transgirl community could do?

>>715676884
>OoT's core story is an absolute mess
How so?

>>715675456
That has nothing to do with sexual dimorphism you spiteful mutant.

>>715676770
becoming a tranny is the most retarded shit anyone can do in +2010
>your parents disown you
>you become a homeless drug addict in San Francisco having orgies on the street or in tents
>likely to die of fentanyl overdose
>your life aint even good because only the nepobaby trannies get to the top
>the world is disgusted by your presence
>you become truly the ultimate misfit
>mutant that doesnt fit anywhere except with his own pharma-experimented goyslop cattle kind
>you kill yourself after the experiment fails
but hey you made some pharma profit well done.

>>715677342
He's referring to women that don't have wide enough hips to give birth. I bet you think you're not a degenerate when you make posts like this.

>>715676884
Doesn't matter, you get 5+ potential sequel concepts after an established OoT trilogy - MM, TP, WW, SS, ALTTP, FS, MC - take your pick. With BotW you only get one as a true follow-up, and that one game has the worst fucking story in a 3D game by a landslide.

>>715677153
It's the only notable trans actor. So they "fancast" Schafer for any adaptation that has a blonde female.

>>715677153
So the best you could find is some mildly unflattering pic? Why are you so mad about her popularity anyway? Jealous that you'll never get to have sex with her?

>>715677385
So you’re acting like oddities are somehow the norm? What am I saying of course you are, you’re an oddity that thinks he’s a norm.
>bet you think you're not a degenerate when you make posts like this
How does pointing out sexual dimorphism make me a degenerate? Or are you just projecting?

SHE SHE SHE is a 3/10 transgirl
SHE is ugly
SHE sucks

>>715677471
you tell him sis!

>>715666546 (OP)
Being as charitable as I possibly can, the tranny only really could've worked if they were going for a older and darker version of the character like TP but the castings makes it pretty obvious they're going for more of a youthful childhood adventure type vibe for this movie.
I know that about 50% of the people who wanted Hunter are just ragebaiters and the other half are genuine retards who think they are in good company with the ragebaiters, but the actual castings make the direction pretty clear and Hunter never had a chance even ignoring being a tranny so I don't get why people are so fussy about it.

>>715676770
>modify my body to look like a woman
Hold on there, faggot, The Science™ hasn't gotten quite that far.

>>715668807
Have you considered taking cyanide instead?

>>715677153
This dude should have went to japan to hit on japanese girls instead of being a faggot he could have pulled
well he is destined to kill himself now shit happens

>>715677538
>How does pointing out sexual dimorphism make me a degenerate?
You called him a spiteful mutant. Take a step back and evaluate whether slitting your own throat in anger is really warranted, especially when you're gurgling out that you're not a degenerate.

>>715677428
>and that one game has the worst fucking story in a 3D game by a landslide.
No, that would still be OoT.

adding the /lgbt/ board was a mistake

>>715666546 (OP)
>he keeps using this one photo
I've seen other pics.of him and he's not that good in em. The girl they picked is fine

>>715677471
I don't want to have sex with ugly WOMEN
SHE is a fucking ugly retard

>>715677610
>well he is destined to kill himself now shit happens
Nah he is a real trans not those fakes one who end up killing themselves

>real trans
what?

>>715677614
You are a spiteful mutant. You exist solely to bring down others and destroy society because you hate yourself and want to bring everyone else down with you. For fuck sake you defend the idea of mentally vulnerable people becoming eunuchs. And don’t think i didn’t notice you dropping the other point entirely to deflect to this. You know you’re wrong, you know you can’t defend it and no amount of manipulative language will change that, speaking of
>whether slitting your own throat in anger
>you're gurgling out
What are these descriptions? Is it to try and make what I’m saying sound disgusting because you can’t argue it? Or is it just autistic rage?

>>715676963
I hate trannies as much as the next anon here, but damn dude, your post sounds like a massive cope. Don't let that shit live rent free in your head like that.

>>715677992
Stay in school, sport, some day you'll figure it out that being angry and arguing in a Zelda thread about societal degeneration doesn't excuse you behaving like an animal. But you won't figure that out from me telling you, you're gonna need slapped around a little in the real world before that happens.

>>715674623
I'm more a fan of the hylian tunic set

>>715677385
>degenerate
Stop abusing this word you ignoramus. Read Morel, read Gobineau.

>>715677582
>youthful childhood adventure type vibe for this movie.
Considering it's a game for kids I really shouldn't be surprised, but I admit part of me is bummed out we aren't going to get an LOTR-style Zelda epic fantasy.

>>715677703
OoT has that classic coming of age arc and all of the tropey essentials that Zelda's known for. Just cut out the nonsensical parts and it's fine.
BoTW would also make a solid adaptation for a trilogy, but there's nowhere to go after that. ToTK just isn't compelling as a sequel, and the vast majority of its story can't be remotely salvaged.

Though if Nintendo wanted to play it smart, they'd base the live-action trilogy off of one game, then make an animated series for the other.

>>715677820
he will kill himself. he is just a real faggot thats it his life is fundamentally unfulfilling.

>>715668993
I think it would be better if they came up with an original storyline for this. Having it adapted from any of the games would be a can of worms of people endlessly comparing it to the specific game it adapted from.

am I the only one who thinks that Hunter Schafer kind of looks like Cosmo Wright before trooning out?

>>715677610
Why are there so many filthy gaijins walking the streets of Japan now?
It wasn't like this when I visited in the past

>>715678291
no amount of philosophy is going to make it so lashing out in tard-rage isn't subhuman behavior

>>715678097
Do you smug passive agressive behavior is going to make you look intelligent or superior? All it does is show you tried and failed to argue and now have to say how being here makes me a loser even though you’re here as well. What’s pathetic is that you know you’re wrong so you have to self destruct the entire argument. Which is in character given you’re a spiteful mutant that wants that to happen to everyone.
>excuse you behaving like an animal
Yes I am behaving like a human and using a trait known as patter recognition to suss out a harmful element to both individuals and groups.
>you're gonna need slapped around
Do you ever consider that you saying these things isn’t actually threatening? Like do you consider it sounds like generic limp wristed “touch guy” talk that just comes off as pathetic to anyone that reads it? You’re like the fag that says how his bullies will be bagging his groceries while he’s a top programmer. How are you still in the high school mentality, if you’re not actually in high school that’s pretty embarrassing.

>>715666546 (OP)
Build for the Sess.

>>715678424
its a similar failed white boy phenotype. This is what democrat elites want btw infertile white males, the less they breed the better for them so of course this guy is prioritized to be a posterboy.

>>715678445
Stop lionizing anti-intellectualism you cretin.
>subhuman
Another one! Read Aristotle as well.

>>715666546 (OP)
Dude should play Link

Transgenders are the most socially conformist people to ever exist.

>>715674541
fucking niggers, always stealing the best white women

>>715678390
Well yeah it’s based on a lie. Everything about it is a lie. He has to go through so much effort just to fight against his own body and make himself look even crude mockery of what his brain thinks it should be. The only thing keeping him afloat is the external validation but it never lasts because they always need more. And eventually he won’t be able to drown out reality and by then it’s too late.

>>715678503
Sick of this bald faggot being posted here constantly

>>715668993
>What game will they adapt?
Either the first one or an original story. Nothing too complicated, unless they're doing a trilogy.
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
Dunno, but it'll be hard. It has to be someone big, with a large presence and voice. Maybe someone classically trained. Probably will have prosthetics.
>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
Yes, and it'll most likely be Zelda (they're not going to just have her cooped up in a castle). Maybe another companion, too. I doubt they're going to have Link be alone on his quest.
>Will the soundtrack be kino, or slop like Illumination's Super Mario Bros. soundtrack?
Kino.
>Will the age rating be PG or PG13?
Maybe it'll be like Harry Potter, where the films will get darker as they progress.

>>715677820
>>well he is destined to kill himself now shit happens
>Nah he is a real trans
Yeah, thats exactly why he will kill himself.

>>715678739
when will he be who he really is
the projection of my own wants and desires onto him

>>715678842
If it’s true that it’s going to be live action who thought that was a good idea? Why not just do it like the new super mario movie?

>>715677380
nigga looks like carl from walking dead show

>>715678940
mentally ill delusional people can never accept who they really are, they rather kill themselves than finally recognize themselves objectively. So yeah, he will kill himself dude's set on that road can't get of the wagon now.

>>715672561
Maybe, but unlike those IP, Zelda explicitly has weapon combat. They'll need a way for him to actually use his sword without it being too violent.

>>715678940
When he stops lying to himself, when he stops trying to live a delusion. A man that wants to be a bird can’t. He can staple feathers to his body, eat worms, and get a beak attached to his mouth but that won’t make him a bird. It is not your projections but reality itself.

>>715677269
Full of plot holes and contrivances. Unfortunately, one of the worst is the foundation the whole second act is built upon, that being that Link, Navi, Impa, and Zelda's plan to get the triforce and the subsequent snatching of defeat from the jaws of victory never made any sense.

First of all, Ganondorf doesn't win because he's clever or powerful, he wins because the plot hands him what he wants for no other reason than the story can't continue otherwise. He needs three spiritual stones and the royal Ocarina to be able to get the Triforce. In a stunning display of competence, he obtains exactly 0/4 and instead just kind of blunders into the sacred realm by accident.

And why did this happen? Because the plan to stop him never made any sense. If the goal was to get rid of all the other safeguards that were in fact successfully keeping Ganondorf out and replacing them with a ten year old, that's really dumb. If the plan was to use the triforce themselves to wish Ganondorf away or powerless, then why the hell did the mastersword decide to kidnap Link for seven years rather than just letting him into the sacred realm to make his wish. He never needed to wield the sword, just use it as a key to get in. For that matter, once Link figures out that he can travel back in time, why doesn't he just wish on the triforce then? Why go back to the future at all? Did the sword just arbitrarily decide to send him back to sometime after Ganondorf broke the triforce rather than the moment he first picked up the sword? Why? For what possible reason?

>>715679119
>>715679220
that'll do, pig. that'll do.

>>715666546 (OP)
Zelda is female though.

>>715679280
Rather be a pig than a tranny.

>>715666546 (OP)
>I speak for all of us when I say

>>715672561
Nah, this is going to be a PG13 flick for the young adult crowd. Nintendo's finally coming to the cold, hard realization that today's children don't care about this series. They hired a director who worked on a former gritty PG13 YA trilogy for a reason.

>>715679269
>Because the plan to stop him never made any sense.
To be entirely fair, it was a plan concocted by a ten year old.

>>715679269
>In a stunning display of competence, he obtains exactly 0/4 and instead just kind of blunders into the sacred realm by accident.
Was he actually trying, though? I mean, he wanted the Triforce, sure, but I always got the impression everything he did in the first act was to weaken the other races so they couldn't help when he seized power. The whole "access to the Sacred Realm" thing seems more like lucky chance, like he didn't know Zelda and Link were trying to access the Triforce, but was just like "I...well, okay!" about the whole thing. It's been a while since I last played the game though, so maybe I'm talking out of my ass.

>>715679040
It was announced as a live action about a year ago. I assume Avi Arad got in Miyamoto's ear and convinced him that Zelda could be the next LOTR or some shit.

>>715679269
He wins because he very thoroughly cursed the living dogshit out of the entirety of Hyrule in a bid to get the spiritual stones while feigning fealty to the Royal Family to keep humans from suspecting him (doesn't care about the non-human races, they're all being taken care of), either the curses are lifted and somebody is collecting the stones that he can then kill and take them from, or the curses aren't lifted and everything that isn't human in Hyrule dies and he can snag the stones on his own time

The actual stroke of luck there is the Ocarina of Time and giving it to Link, something he didn't know about before following Link into the Temple of Time

Zelda's own plan was to get the Master Sword to fight back against Ganondorf, and go further back into the Sacred Realm if need ABSOLUTELY be (ideally Link will be capable of killing him with the Master Sword)

The Master Sword kidnapped Link because he wasn't actually old enough to wield it yet and it decides things on its own, not for any readily apparent rhyme or reason (funny enough this would imply Wind Waker's Link is somewhere around 17-18 despite his obvious youth, it's the Hero of Time's story he's riffing on with Outset Island's tradition)

Going back is pointless outside of manipulating time in his own favor or solving half the Spirit Temple, Ganondorf has already broken the Triforce and Link, Zelda and Ganondorf have their own respective pieces, there's nothing more to really do in the past and the Master Sword won't allow him to age naturally or solve the problem before it's predestined (complete headcanon but Zelda might also be meddling in some way as the implied Sage of Time)

>>715679269
Absolutely nothing makes sense in ToTK, and a lot of it is a retread of BoTW.
>Zelda is cured from dragon corruption at the end of the game because... well, she just is, okay?
>Link refusing to tell anyone that Ganondorf was going around, disguising himself as Zelda
>half of the NPC cast doesn't even recognize Link
>the former, deceased champions are completely dropped from the story, never mentioned again
>Zelda is a complete retard, and doesn't instantly make the connection that Ganondorf is Calamity Ganon from the past
>Rauru and Sonia are also complete retards, they just allow Ganondorf to run around freely until he kills one of them
>Ganondorf just sits under the castle and waits for Link to show up, despite claiming that he wants to establish a Darwinian rule over the world
>the power and origin of the tears are never explained
>Triforce is still completely absent from the plot

At least OoT Link and Zelda have the excuse of being naive 10-year old children. But with ToTK there is no excuse.
Once again, they can still adapt BoTW, but that newfound timeline as a whole is already dead in the water, ToTK and AoC killed whatever remaining narrative potential it had left going for it.

malding troon just like the many on twitter and malding Brianna Wu apparently

>>715679932
Nah, Miyamoto's aimed for a live-action adaptation for a long time now. Did everyone forget about the Netflix series rumors back in the day?

>>715666546 (OP)
shut up faggot and post the cuck porn you little jewish twat

>>715680145
>Zelda is cured from dragon corruption at the end of the game
What a waste

>>715678432

They're not breeding enough so they have to bring people in or the country disappears.

>>715680535
shinzo abe's dead bro we don't have to keep repeating this "MAKE MORE SOLDIERS FOR ME" stuff

>>715674541
she look disgusted. probably into women.

>>715680640
See >>715675097

>>715668807
>bro brag a son
Who the fuck named their daughter like this?

>>715668993
Initially I was going to say that it would be an original story but because they are set to do SIX MOTHER FUCKING MOVIES I have no fucking idea. How do you get six movies of content?

>>715680535
>whites shit up country, are told to fuck off by pretty much every establishment
>"NOOO THEY NEED US, THEY INVITED US HERE"
Whites really are the scourge race.

So... The Zelda franchise was a faggot tent pole, faggot coded. I knew there was something fucked up with fan base. This outrage kinda proves it.

>>715680720
dude is just a faggot with severe autogynephilia so he gets fucked by a dude. Grim that literally some men are born wanting to get penetrated and maintained by other men. Pure mental illness. This is a genetic defect by the way.

All those people can do is die far away from us exiled.

>>715680885
Indians are white now?

>>715680893
"outrage"
just some reddit trannies from BlueSky which has less than 1000 users at this point whining.

>>715681005
>BlueSky fags
That checks out, fair enough.

>>715680145
>>715679429
>At least OoT Link and Zelda have the excuse of being naive 10-year old children
>To be entirely fair, it was a plan concocted by a ten year old.
Navi and Impa are both not ten year olds and are in on the plan too.

>>715681005
well which is it, reddit or bluesky

Okay so part of this is obvious
>zelda and link go on an adventure
>explore lands
but what's the cause here? In Ocarina of Time they have to awaken the sages. In Twilight Princess they have to gather the pieces of Midna's Mask.

So there has to be a reason they need to explore to seal away Ganon.

>>715681194
the overlap for those two sites is a god damn circle

Hunter Schaefer would have made for an excellent Link; Link is already quite androgynous as it is.

>>715681270
>androgynous
That dude doesn't look androgynous at all. He has a massive jaw, adam's apple, and giga knuckles on his hands.

Not to mention for some reason he just looks randomly old as shit. Dude looks like a hag hitting the all already

I'm so glad the joint tranny/pajeet operation to shill this dude failed miserably. I expected Nintendo to approve an actress anyone on Earth knew, but I'm fine with young unknowns.

>>715681258
sounds like 4chan vs. the rest of the internet garbage

>>715681348
for some reason they don't realize people are really uncomfortable with just looking at them
that's a horrible quality to have in your main actors. They need to actually be pleasant to look at

>>715681484
I think they do understand that people think they're ghoulish, but forcing us to stare at them is part of the fetish. They all have a humiliation kink, along with AGP.

>>715666546 (OP)
nah
I'll take princess lunafreya to princess zelda over whoever Hunter is

>>715666546 (OP)
Jokes on you. He's still getting cast as Link.

>>715674541
I will never understand trans people, I mean this guy actually looks like a cute girl in some regards, but in the end you're attracted to female traits, the moment I could see a dick in a "woman" I honestly feel disgusted, because bros, only dudes who are into guys actually want to suck dick, and you can be certain normal heterosexual "cisgender" people are not into it.
Funny enough is pretty similar about vegans not eating meat and animals but all their food try to visually emulate meat and dairy products.

>>715681807
FUCK I was wondering why I knew her. She has such a natural, feminine beauty

>>715681945
>mrcrabsweshouldtellhim.jpg

>>715681807
How come Japanese developers always did way better with their scans

>>715666546 (OP)
i want to plap his tranny cheeks FUUUUUUCK

>Nintendo: thats a man

this actually happened

>>715682118
Western devs are intentionally rejecting traditional beauty and going after fake bullshit

>>715674623
Shitposting aside, which one is more iconic, becaue I can understand is mainstream now for link to use blue in breath of the wild/tears of the kingdom.
But literally every single other link use the green hat and tunic.
If I had to take a guess, the green tunic wins for movie representation.

>>715682175
I will actually laugh my dick off if they do the cross dressing gerudo thing but play it off as a joke like it is in the game
it would be the perfect salt in the wound

>>715681945
They cast both of them already anon.

>>715674878
Does trans people really think all of them genuinely look like women? Some do, but is like 0.5 % of those guys.

>>715682195
I went to art school and can confirm it's 100% intentional. They know exactly what they're doing and it's not an accident

>>715666546 (OP)
kojima already had her.

>>715682317
>legs sticking out
kek
every time

>>715680842
>>715673469
>bro bag a son

>>715666546 (OP)
Uh oh, the melty already started and the Famitsu charts aren't even out yet. Gonna be a fun Thursday

>>715682365
notice how often he tries to hide his knuckly hands too

>>715681083
Impa is loyal to Zelda, and presumably she figured she'd also be present to protect Zelda and Link if Ganondorf decided to try and follow them in.
Navi, on the other hand, is bound to follow the orders of the Great Deku Tree - he says there is a great evil that needs to be stopped and to seek out Princess Zelda, so Navi is going to follow Link and make sure he goes along with Princess Zelda's plan, because the Great Deku Tree implicitly told him to.

>On this day, Zelda will be portrayed by an actual woman.
>Suffer not the tranny, frens

>>715682628
The odds of this happening were always zero

Nintendo plays it safe

>>715666546 (OP)
fuck no, that bitch has a stronger jaw than me

>>715682734
this
the rumours of that tranny playing anyone are always started by his agency to get twittertards to go crazy because they believe that means the tranny has a chance.
there were also "rumours" that the tranny was gonna play Emma Frost

>>715679269
Ganondorf was causing problems for the other races so that Link could fix them and deliver the stones into his hands. Play the game, reddit spacer.

>>715682207
Link's normal outfit doesn't look good in the real world, though. His BotW outfit is much more natural.

>>715666546 (OP)
Fuck off, faggot.

>>715680145
>character whose whole ability is moving things back in time restores someone to a previous state
>link doesn't have confirmation that it's specifically ganondorf disguised as zelda, for all he knows it's just yiga fuckery which it doesn't benefit anyone to be suspicious of when he needs any actual leads on zelda he can find
>link kind of just looks like a normal guy and has completely changed his haircut, clothes, and big glowing arm he didn't have before
>this isn't the story of those dead people we already did that part in a different game
>mfw an unpleasant gerudo guy and the inhuman embodiment of malice can have similar names
>rauru cares deeply for propriety and what a king "must" do and that includes respecting legally binding vows of fealty
>ganondorf thinks link is a pussy and would rather regain strength up to max than burn it on fighting this kid
>do you mean the secret stones it's zelda man we're gonna have magic glowy things
>fair enough

i don't know why nobody on here likes totk i think it's neat

>>715682118
Japanese treat facescans like professional cosplay so it looks like the actor dressed as a character that organited as a 2d drawing, and they apply "make-up" digitally to the models to coincide with designs

while west focus on pointlessly realism and doesn't frame them flatteringly

>>715683791
There is zero percent chance a live action Legend of Zelda movie does not have the green tunic and hat.

>>715666546 (OP)
would let him blow me, but still couldnt get anywhere near the axe wound/feminine penis.

who tf is bo baggins
sounds ugly

>>715682645
I wonder how these kind of people feel when they start balding, long hair is really associated with feminity...and metal heads kek.
So whatever happens when the natural alopecia comes to get them?

the fact that the leads are literal whos that actually look the part and not meme hollywood stars gives me a sliver of curiosity
still too early to tell but i wonder if shiggy is making sure this turns out to be as kino as possible..

>>715675547
well yeah it's literally jewish

>>715685452
Hunter Schafer isn't Jewish.

>>715685430
There's a 0% chance that whatever deal was made for this movie didn't include 90%+ creative control for Nintendo

>>715685430
more movie franchises should have the confidence to not cast big name stars

>>715685507
You're terrible at noticing

>>715666546 (OP)
>she

>>715685507
Jewish is just a blanket term for "anything I anon doesn't like"

>>715674541
Why do Brazilians love trannys so much?

>>715686375
No, anon, someone having a big nose does not mean they are Jewish. You'll have to do more than that.

>>715686606
I don't have to do anything, I can call anyone I don't like a jew you retarded nigger

>>715678187
my nigger

>>715685430
Nintendo had a strike team of 12 suits making sure Mario movie was staying in line
I imagine it's the same here

Ok, but how hard is Twitter seething as we speak right now?

>>715677610
Can't take him seriously while he's wearing the purse.
Just wear something with big enough pockets bro, come on.

>>715676651
It's not even progressive, they're just changing the word because the old one made transvestites mad, but the word is the exact same thing and once the Troons catch on they'll have to change it again, and again, and it will never stop.

>>715686569
Because Brazil is essentially anime in real life-where gender is fluid, drama is constant, and everyone is either partying or fighting. Just accept that half the country is terminally online and the other half is hornier than a JRPG sidequest.

>>715684263
Get mogged tranny

>>715674856
I would hunt it for sure
Then raise the head on a pike

>>715677471
This is what a woman looks like faggot. Learn it well

>>715689957
Hunter at 16 mogs her althobeit

>>715690187
That's a man with a penis

>>715690187
>mogs
>with those shoulders
If you mean mogs her in a battle of strength since he's a dude then yeah. If you mean it in any other way then HAHAHAHAHA no.

>>715668807
Seethe

>some tranny saw in a vision that Hunter will portray Zelda
>other trannies agree because it would be heckin wholesome and the chuds will get mad
>spirits are high, especially because trannies suffered ridicule for their defense of the TLoU series' casting choices
>Mayamato laughs and shoots their hopes down
>trannies IMMIDIATELY start seething and now claim Hunter will portray Samus Aran in some vague future Metroid movie (this time it will happen, they swear)
did I get it right?

>>715667675
I will now watch your film

>>715689403
put Hunter in a movie as the pot smoking surfer dude

When did 4chan start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?

>>715690604
For me it was Brianna Wu

>>715690604
Just a loud minority.
Most people on 4chan love trans ppl

>>715690784
Not all of us hate trannies but none of us like you

>>715678445
>>715677385
>>715678097
>calling anons names because they dared point out biological reality
>calls them subhuman, degenerates, animals, having a tard-rage.
This is pure fucking projection. You're so fucking butthurt that people won't reaffirm your garbage ideology that you're having a meltdown for everyone to see.
"Gonna need slapped around a little in the real world"? YOU'RE the one in complete denial of reality. What the fuck are you even doing here, isn't there some reddit echo-chamber you wanna run back to?
Reading your shit is embarrassing, more so than the usual shit on this site.

>>715666546 (OP)
>leftists when casting a troon to play a character that has always been biologically female, a literal reincarnation of a goddess
>"NINTENDOO hire this (wo)man, (s)he looks just like Zelda, if you don't you're chuds!!"
>leftists when they found out dr. Hibbert from the Simpsons wasn't voiced by a black person
>"um sweaties, don't you know you should NEVER cast anyone for a role unless they're 100% the same as the character they're playing?"
why are they like this?

>>715667675
>SEXOOOOOOO

I was out all day for a business trip
how bad is reddit seething?

>>715666546 (OP)
faggot.

>>715691102
idk but brianna wu is seething pretty hard on twitter

>>715690849
The real world outside your basement window hates you.

>>715666546 (OP)
I speak for all of us when I say FUCK YOU OP, KYS YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID FAGGOT

>>715691206
Even little kids can tell bro

>>715666546 (OP)
>I speak for all of troons when I say
FTFY

All these shitflingings are completely unnecessary since the beginning lmao. Who in their right mind genuinely thought that Nintendo was considering that Hunter guy as Zelda in the first place?

>>715666546 (OP)
>>715676531
Post the image where he has big tits and cleavage

>>715678713
Wyoming faggot fatigue is real. Kys nigger

>>715691357
>wtf why are these kids showing basic pattern recognition

>>715674856
if it was a murder rape kinda thing in which we skip the rape part, yeah

>thread still up
Jannies have been letting a lot of tranny shit just play out lately

>>715678740
That bald goblin/sphere hunter faggot/DSP are the gods of v/ you ignorant swine. GTFO my board newfag

>>715679407
Camera man almost got pretzeld by that creature

>>715691475
Here

waow so feminine

>>715666546 (OP)
She is 1.8 m. all trannies are too tall it is not feminine

>>715691686
>cutest of the bunch
Try posting a worse picture of her next time.

>>715691774
dude needs a bic razor sponsorship

>>715666754
>>715666740
>>715666698
>>715666665
>>715666602
why do you call care about transsexuals so much? i've never even met one

>>715666546 (OP)
But "SHE" loos more like the brown hair Zelda from Super Smash Bros Brawl anon

>>715682317
It's ok, I forgive Kojimbo sama.
Sadly this absolute maldad is really ill, and will pass away in February 2026.
He can do whatever the fuck he wants until then... He has earned that much .

>>715691847
>i've never even met one
every tranny itt thinks that means they pass

>>715691516
Also another tranny seeking out children to indoctrinate

>>715691879
why do you care?

If you considered, even for a second, that nintendo would allow a tranny to be casted for zelda, you're either dumb or retarded

>>715666546 (OP)
Trannies aren't people

>>715691954
I have very low expectations for modern society

>>715691648
>>715691679

>>715666546 (OP)
How much longer until this spam stops?

>>715666546 (OP)

He could have played Link and Zelda and fucked himself in the ass.

>>715666546 (OP)
Look more like Link than Zelda.

>>715692095
until he detransitions or gracelessly expires

>>715691898
i want trannies to get the treatment they deserve, i care more about them than their "allies" do

It should be socially acceptable for men to be cute fuckable feminine twinks without being trannies, it's the worst jewish trick the pulled on us.

There's a reason so many Roman Emperors and Greek Chads had a twink on their side.

>>715692362
Why do you care?

>>715669108
Looks like Andy Samberg in that photo

>>715666546 (OP)
Why are queers this fucking petty and stupid?

>>715677471
>Jealous that you'll never get to have sex with her?
Basically, yeah. Cuddles would have been good enough honestly

>>715666546 (OP)
That's a dude you retardedfaggot.

>>715692362
>i want trannies to get the treatment they deserve
Being tossed in front of a moving bus?

>>715666546 (OP)
>that gamer posture
Yikes?

>>715666546 (OP)
>She
Regardless, that's the only picture where this dude looks like Zelda.

Why not just have Ghibli do an animated movie?

>>715666546 (OP)
I don't sure Hunter Schafer was ever considered to play Zelda, but if he was, his pr team letting it leak probably ruined any small chance he had of getting the role.

>>715693425
anime would never count for normalfags
this live action adaptation will never count for me
A Hero's Purpose will always be the Zelda movie I ever wanted, personally

>>715680508
Yeah...

>>715691206
Not even true and I don't have a basement. Your zingers are 20 years old. /v/ can almost never agree on anything, but trannies are near unanimously reviled. When /v/ DOES find common ground, it is usually in response to something categorically awful and unacceptable. Enter trannies. You have tried, unsuccessfully at that, not only to reinvent yourself as a woman but also force society writ large to affirm your delusions. IIf you couldn't achieve that in the meatspace, not with government intervention, a multi-trillion-dollar banking cartel, support from academic, or cancel culture, what made you think you could win here? Look around you. All you see is complaining and negativity at every turn. And you simply aren't smart enough to see why that is. Yes, it can easily be written off as shitposting, but that's only half the story. It's because we question everything. The hyper-scrutinous environment is a natural extension of our collective distrust in the systems that perpetuate your existence. No one gets special treatment here, least of those who believe themselves entitled to it (trannys). This is why no one likes you and your little psyop was doomed from the start. Some anons like traps, or the tranny who cracks their games. but I can assure you not a single soul likes what you stand for as a people.

>>715693425
The studio itself is on its last legs, Miyazaki absolutely despises video games and the only adaptations Ghibli does are novels. Outside of the original Ni No Kuni which was a pipe-dream scenario, they're too prestigious to adapt anything else, or take orders from another corporate company that's known for being insanely overprotective and controlling.

>>715666546 (OP)
>troon
>hyperkyphose
>hyperlordose
Actually disgusting.

>>715676963
>be born a homosexual (genetically defective)
never been a thing. there is no such thing as the gay gene. they reproduce through molestation; the raped

>>715695219
>What's Sacculina Carcini?
Troonship, faggotry and other sexual and mental disorders are symptoms of parasitosis (helminths, protozoa, fungi, ...).
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQdfBfqHnLs

>>715695274
that's not a gene

They were not going to risk their movie not being played in certain countries to make bluesky happy.

Hunter looks more like Midna if anything.

Dunno why the retards all thought that 1) Hunter was confirmed and not just one person's head canon that everyone ran away tith and 2) why Zelda would only be one look from Twilight Princess. She looks like one Zelda, if anything.

I think Bo Bragason is a way better representative of Zelda, as Zelda and Link are usually mid teens anyway, and both the Link actor (16 yo) and Bo (21 yo) looks young enough for that.

But tranniesa nd virtue signallers only care about the fact Hunter is a tranny, so.

Good job Nintendo, knew you wouldn't consider bullshit fan want shit.

>>715666546 (OP)
She looks like a real life elf but not cutesy and anime enough.

>>715695903
>she

Glad some twitter's headcanon got proven wrong.

>>715695964
Even better.

>>715696175
faggot

Who was it that even pushed that the troon would be playing Zelda, because it sure as hell wasn't Nintendo.

>>715667675
I see GPD was present here as well

>>715668993
>>What game will they adapt?
botw and then totk
>>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
chris pratt
>>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
obviously
>>Will the soundtrack be kino, or slop like Illumination's Super Mario Bros. soundtrack?
who cares
>>Will the age rating be PG or PG13?
it's a kids game, so pg

>>715696382
Majora's mask is not a kids game.

>>715693110
at least they wont suffer anymore

>>715672703
>>715673213
>her/him
>passes 100%
>attracted to them

niggers, you gay as fuck.

lets be honest here. youd let him suck you off if you didnt see his cock

>>715668993
This guy because i think he is very cool

>>715666546 (OP)
notice that all the journos use the same pic every time
how can they angle fraud an entire movie

>>715668081

You jerked off to a man, it counts anyway, faggot

>>715696570
uh actually we'll be 69ing thank you very much

TRANSPHOBIA WONT BE ALLOWED

>>715678740
Kneel to the Sphere Pozzer

>>715666546 (OP)
Hunter is a man with a severe mental disorder who should be in psychological therapy but is instead being exploited by the loons of the far left.

And if you find him sexually attractive, you need to come to terms with the fact that you are a faggot.

>>715678503
>>715697468
>has a wife and kids
>gets paid to fuck all the tranny ass he wants
Look at him, /v/, and see what victory looks like.

>>715695528
You're very observant.

>>715666602
what kinda men are your around?

Looney Troons need to off themselves faster, they can't even win an argument against Notch. Truly subhumans.

>>715666546 (OP)
you are a sexual predator and deviant. a degenerate who only exists due to a short glitch in human history.

>>715682645
The exaggerated tryhard gestures and emotes are quite hilarious.
Trooner Necromorphs always overdo it and turn acting like a woman into a parody and satire.

>>715697589
>victory

>>715695903
>she

>>715666546 (OP)
Who the fuck keeps making these threads and why aren't they permabanned on sight?
Also why are jannies gay retarded fucking niggers who take jew tranny cock up the ass?

>>715666546 (OP)
She's literally TP Zelda.

>>715666602
FPBP

so they just never considered japanese people for this japanese game series huh

>>715679407
you may not believe this but on of these women is trans

>>715666546 (OP)
no he isn't because that's a man; on the bright side he'd make a good ganondorf, and it fits because trannies are naturally evil
>>715667052
same here
>>715667675
now this. is a woman.

>>715699734
Impa could be a japanese since the sheikah are a ninja clan

>>715666546 (OP)
Zeldas a woman tho

>>715679269
>>715679971
Ganondorf caught on to Link and Zelda's plan, the letter from "Ruto" wasn't from Ruto at all. Ganondorf was planning to let Link open the Door of Time as a way to create a win-win scenario. No one knew the Master Sword would be there, though the weapon is at least known about in the setting, hence Navi recognizing it. Link was still too young to effectively wield the Master Sword and defeat Ganon, and Ganon was right on his tail, hence Link being put in stasis for seven years.

>>715666546 (OP)
mental illness needs treatment, not encouragement.

>>715691847
I've only met one in real life who didn't have an obnoxious personality, to be honest. And it was a woman > man situation. Video games.

>>715666546 (OP)
fucking kys faggot

>>715666546 (OP)
I speak for Hideo Kojima when I say it was suppose to be her!

>>715666859
>xQc biopic when?

>>715666546 (OP)
How will they recovert after this?
What happens if he's hired to play Tingle, the guy that pretends to be a fairy

>>715677610
a 6'9 white chad is going to pull anywhere in the world not just japan

>>715666546 (OP)
No one cares about Zelda and troons you fucking parasites

>>715696287
BlueSky/Twitter LGBQIA posters. They've been pushing it for years. Been apart of rule34 shit for a decade or so now.

>>715666546 (OP)
nah she's not pretty enough, zelda is meant to be pretty

This is the gayest goddamn board on this site.
I came to see pics of the hot new Zelda and all of you are just posting pics of a dude.

>>715666546 (OP)
pffft lol
go fuck yourself

>>715678502
shut up and play with your own penis some more faggotlord

>>715699143
Because 4chan turned woke!

>>715666546 (OP)
xe's perfect for b.jenet (cotw version)

>>715668993
I'd assume they're going to do a very basic amalgamation of Zelda as story
Link will be a farmer or craftsmen and then get sucked into Dorf conquering Hyrule. Zelda will probably not get kidnapped but go into hiding. Instead of multiple dungeons he will search for the master sword and bring it to the princess, assuming thatll be it but then Dorf finds them and Link has to fight with Zelda helping him

>>715668993
Real question is, will Link TALK?

>>715667675
Mamasita rica con caderotas como guitarra!

>>715668062
>wide hips
Trannies can't compete. Also, I love women so much even if they are 11-12yo.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ht6rznffay1vm7s9.mp4

>>715677820
What do you think trannies are doing in their 40s or 50s?
They're not having kids. What is going on in their life?

>>715691357
Kids can tell when the emperor's not wearing any clothes.

>>715713131
Vallentina Agues

>>715675097
what is this schizokino? trannies i unironically kneel i wasnt familiar with your game

>>715684584
you don't bald if you take hrt

>>715712163
i think youre gay anon

>open zelda thread
>/pol/
On the other hand, somebody had a meltdown after being called a degenerate and couldn't physically restrain themselves from flinging more insults after that, that was funny.

>>715678432
Japan actually put in a lot of money into tourism during covid + the yen is worth very little currently.

Ivbe just returned from a three week trip and I had a hard time finding spots that didnt have any tourists.

>>715672353
Hunter in Death Stranding 3 confirmed

>>715666546 (OP)
I was way more worried about Tom Holland as Link than this. I can’t stand that redditboy.

>>715666602
I literally couldn't tell nor did I care to doubt if this person was a male at one point.

idc, i'd hug xer and tell xer that xer transition was more successful than 80% of MtF's "attempts"

Same shit with people like Sphere Hunter, I guess - take care of your body and you'll get the respect you deserve

>>715703063
>hunter as tingle
Even better than Hunter as Ganondorf.

>>715669406
mipha's so fucking hot

>>715676484
>gender bender
That's actually called transexual fantasy.

>>715666859
is that xqc POGGERS

>>715676112
Why retards like you are born? Because anomalies, you fucking retard.

>>715677584
There are women that look like dudes, so is not entirely wrong. The key word is LOOK, not "to be a"

>>715711256
Keep crying tranny.

>>715715613
You know what this thread is because you’ve been crying here the whole time.
>somebody had a meltdown after being called a degenerate
Yeah spiteful mutants like you tend to do that.

>>715699143
>Who the fuck keeps making these threads and why aren't they permabanned on sight
Well think of it like this, who has to the power to delete threads and ban people, and who are known to be made up of mostly trannies and go out their way to damage control and push whatever tranny shit comes up? I’ll give you a hint. One of the options does it for free.

>>715668807
it's just 4 years. Tranny shafer's last boyfirend had the same year gap

>>715690187
Now show a full body view, anon.

>>715691357
>I was called a monster by a kid
>I immediately wanted to beat that child
Maybe they were onto something

>the Mario Bros. movie was mid, Miyamoto & Nintendo's control-freak factor wasn't enough to save it
>Miyamoto isn't the guy you want overseeing these projects anyway; dude can't into stories
>fucking Sony Pictures is producing it
>Avi Arad is producer, and has produced nothing but trash in the last 5 years - the only exception being the Spiderverse flicks
>Derek Connolly is the screenwriter, with his best work being Detective Pikachu in recent years, and his worst being The Jurassic World trilogy. So that isn't saying much
>the actors they hired for Link and Zelda look mid as hell and don't remotely fit the characters, especially Link. It's not as bad as the Bella Ramsey pick for The Last of Us.... but it's certainly up there
>their choice for Zelda practically confirms it's going to be a Breath of The Wild adaptation, or if it's an original story, it'll take heavy inspiration from it
>Nintendo, in typical Nintendo fashion, will neuter the movie to a PG-level appropriation, even though kids give zero fucks about Zelda in 2025

Wes Ball is literally the only saving grace left going for this travesty, and even then, his director's resume is still inexperienced. At least we can expect the CGI and scenery to be stellar.

>>715690187
take the hair out and that's literally the face of a man

>>715666859
Kurt Cobain?

>>715725478
Congrats on still being pissed about getting called a degenerate a full sleep later anon, hurts when the pot's calling the kettle a nigger and the kettle fires back don't it

>>715666859
Xqc looking nigga

>>715668807
>/ss/ ZelLink
Uh based?

>>715666546 (OP)
>only evidence of outrage is fake outrage by 4chinners
What a shock...

>>715666546 (OP)
He looks more like Link or a Hyrule NPC

>>715667675
>want natural women hips? Transexuals hate her! Click here to see how

>>715666665
Thinks Miyanoto is making the movie
>brownoids and rice else
???
Cuckasians are mentally ill. Hollywood is dominated by you retards, any decision you don't like is your own fault.

>>715666546 (OP)
He's a better fit for Yuga.

incredible newnigger mod a gaming thread sayaka thread die for this lgbt shit

>>715666546 (OP)
>She

>>715726258
Gotta love the projection here. You’re the one that posted crying about me. And the worst part is you had to samefag just to do it. Imagine being so pathetic that you can’t even engage with the last reply I gave to you and instead just larp as someone else to make it look like other people agree with you. But I suppose spiteful mutants like yourself don’t have the critical thinking to realize how pathetic that is.

Too bad.

>>715666602
awfully wide shoulders and narrow hips to play zelda, no?

>>715674025
Cool story, Elvis

>>715682317
WTF is that outfit?

>>715699734
For the hundredth time, Zelda and Link are white

/v/ isn't obsessed with trannies who told this blatant lie all this shit board talks about is their favourite trannies

>>715668807
>>715669406
>>715671004
>>715673469
>>715726325

you cant filter and pose out his boyish physique in movint pictures. any scene in euphoria he'll look like a deranged tranny and yoi cant hide the truth. especially as he gets older, twink death will affect him even more

>>715731238
18 aoc only gets memed because most movies and porn come from california

>>715666602
His face reminds me of actor Max Greenfeld but with fake tits

>>715668807
Is that the kid from young sheldon?

>>715668993
>What game will they adapt?
OoT (PG-13) or Minish Cap (PG)
>Who will they hire to play Ganondorf?
Needs a green paint, so whoever, I guess.
>Will Link get a companion like Navi?
No.
>Will the soundtrack be kino, or slop like Illumination's Super Mario Bros. soundtrack?
Slop.

>>715666546 (OP)
zelda has big female ass, trannies can't compete

>this many (You)'s for the most obvious bait of the week
You retards really have become a new level of retarded.

>>715666546 (OP)
Anons, are tranny sympathizes and the media just trolling us or are they genuinely delusional enough to believe that Nintendo would allow a tranny to play one of their most beloved and iconic female characters?

To be overly nice, Hunter does pass better than most trannies but only in highly made up and probably photoshopped pics, every time he stands next to a real woman or is in a movie the thin illusion quickly falls apart. It's like in the novel Ghost Story, where the antagonist is this skinwalker-esque creature who looks incredibly beautiful and seductive to the human eye, yet her illusions don't translate well to photographs and suddenly everyone can tell she looks off and unlikable. His voice also passes, as the only thing I've ever really seen him in is the english dub of Belle where he voiced a supporting character and I honestly couldn't tell it was a tranny.

>>715669258
Dude might as well inject T and forget this whole tranny nonsense, because that is level of twink death is crazy

>>715666859
bladee

>>715666546 (OP)
prison gay incels somehow becoming attracted to trannies because they realize they'll never have a chance with women is so hilarious.

>>715733464
No tranny passes irl, it's physically impossible for a man to pass as a woman in a real life setting where he has to both look, move, and speak, and behave in a female manner that no porn addicted male could. 4chan is just full of social hermits that have no idea about filters or makeup and anglefrauding.

>>715735692
I know, as I said I'm being overly nice.

>>715666859
>>715667675
rough

>>715733464
I think it started as a trolljob but then the r/GCJ types got hold of it and latched on to it wothout a hint of irony and now their made about something one of them literally made up just to get people mad.

>>715691847
I have and they all have looked like men, smelled like shit, talk like shit and generally been unpleasant people that freak out if you don't walk on egg shells around them. I'm so glad that Nintendo made proper casting instead of this freak.

Wah wah waaaah

*blocks your path*

>>715738901
i feel bad for the girl, no doubt countless mentally ill troons online will harass her because hunter is their last cope before TERFs put them all in camps

>>715738901
Bad choice for Zelda, T B H. Too square, too plain.

>>715739282
You would whine about literally anyone chosen.

>>715674623
Yes. Yes it does.

>>715666859
literally just a man lol

>>715739602
>>715674623

>>715739602
Link should be 6'3 at minimum

>>715739708
Right is how an actual athlete looks, watch up junior featherweight boxing matches for example. Left is how a tik tok influencer looks.

>>715666778
You win 4chan today anon

>>715740363
I'm going to blow your mind here and remind you that Link isn't a featherweight boxer.

>>715668993
I’m pretty sure the soundtrack will NOT be Zelda tunes and some popular pop culture drama music

>>715669406
Mipha is the perfect Seafood delicacy

>>715674025
LMFAO

>>715666546 (OP)
>that escoliosis
grim

>someone asks a question about the female body
>some faggot chimes in with "As a trans woman"
God damn can these pests die off already please

>>715682303
Offline trans people with an actual outside social life actually put a respectable effort in looking good. It's only online discord trannies that don't give a shit about appearance because they only need to change their pronouns in bio and those are usually the unbearable ones.

>>715666602
you knew instinctually before researching and confirming it later on. it means your transdar is working as intended.

>>715666546 (OP)

I'm pretty sure that everyone already told it to you but here is my humble contribute:

Kill yourself trannie

>>715740970
fine, look up how a runner, cyclist or hiker looks. no actual person that does outdoors activities for a living, or fights professionally on that weight category looks like left.

>>715741745
instinctively* had a brain fart there

>>715740363
>junior featherweight boxing
>runner, cyclist or hiker
TP Link is neither of these things. He's a
>farmer
He wrestles goats and pulls heavy weights around.

>>715743173
huh, he doesn't look like a farmer at all in neither of the pictures.
As I said, no one that actually does physical activities in the real world looks like left, that's just for show. professional athletes that are 120 lbs look like right though, so I thought that looks more realistic.