>>715666740 >it has finally happened >decades of sedentary lifestyle and bad eating habits leads to the first and final stroke while shitting my guts out on the toilet >stand above my body, watching myself just lying on the ceramic floor >feel a cold wind and leafs rustling >he's here, right behind me >death himself >too afraid to turn around >suddenly, his shrieking voice cuts through the air around me >"AYO HOL UP DIS NIGGA DED WHILE FINNA TAKIN A SHIIEEEEEET"
