Superputa
Supercousinlilho
Superdoge

It all makes sense now.

>take many wives, zeus of earth, spread our based kyptonian seed throughout the galaxy.
>your mom a puta too, see?

Jesus christ, surreally? This is not the honor bound that kal-el's father portrayed by the great marlon brando and then the fatter one russell crowe!! Who is this clown, a no name?

I'm upset. I can't joke anymore about it.