Superputa
Supercousinlilho
Superdoge

It all makes sense now.

>>212967872 (OP)
>we love you more than anything my son also make sure to rape as many women as possible
actually what the fuck was Gunn thinking? And why is this literally the same exact reveal as the one in Guardians of the Galaxy 2? Why is Gunn obsessed with this idea?

Not sending their best Jews, niggers, spicks, arabs, indians, and slant-eyes today

>immigrant parents are fascists who want to propagate genocide and rape
oh my science ugh i cannot even can you just like not

>>212967872 (OP)
>Superman is only good because of the blind dumb luck that the second half of the message got corrupted, otherwise he’d have enslaved the world with his waifu harem already

>>212968430
Movies full of weird shit, like they spend way too much fucking time on the Israel Palestine shit.

>>212967872 (OP)
>well gee Clark, whado I know about aliens and Superman's and all that junk, I'm just a Cornfed country bumpkin with no strong convictions toward any greater morality or truth, you do your thing and I'll always love ya, praise science, amen!

>>212967872 (OP)
>Movie skips retreading the origin
>Then does a major change to the origin
For WHAT purpose???

>>212968667
Its so fucking odd the way Gunn simultaneously bucks the origin, confusing the audience on "what kind of Superman" we even fucking have here, just to show this kind of shit, and that he has the dog, and the superbots, but also he and Lois are a brand new couple and Lex is hot on his tail.
I hate to go all lorefaggy but it's very confusing given how much of a tantrum throwing baby Supes is

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Remember that first 24 hrs when you face blind autists thought the mom was Lady Gaga? Boy that was embarrassing!!!

>>212968954
How is that answering my 'For what purpose' ?