>>528656767
>pay out the ass to keep my house ~67 degrees
>too warm for me
>too cold for my sister
>some days are too hot to do fun outdoorsy stuff
>can't go to the beach because the water's perpetually too cold and sister doesn't want to be seen in a bikini
Fuck summer.

>>527459456
Wait a second... you're not my proctologist! Also, I don't think it was something THAT explicit, it was probably just a cute sistercrush at the absolute most. If I knew what you were talking about.