To any fag complaining about not being able to get clean or can't get off the fastfood slop and are plagued with infinite shit bowel syndrome, if you are that desperate, just do a salt water flush. Google it if you don't know what it is. Might take an hour to flush everything and you might have to do one last douche before being clear but trust me you could be eating bacon cheese burgers for all meals and you'd still be able to fuck yourself with some decency.