I get sad with alien invasion talk.
Do you know how kino it would be if an alien invasion actually happened?
I hate how it's used as just a gay little 4chan meme.

I have nothing, literally no career at 36.
I was planning on picking up a trade to turn my retarded life around.
Are you telling me this isn't the route to go?
What the shit am I gonna do then?

>Had a childhood friend I lost touch with 20 years ago
>Somehow a few weeks ago he sought me out and found me
>I get his social media
>He's a woman now and very passable
>He really wants to meet and reconnect because he says I was the best friend he ever had and he felt most at home with me.
>My big secret is I'm secretly gay and he was the first love I ever had and I've always wanted to marry him
>I have no clue if he wants to be a woman in a "straight" relationship or a gay guy in a gay relationship.

I'm so fucked.

Post yfw you're a zoomer and you're about to be drafted to fight for kikes while millennials and boomers won't have to do shit.
Fuck this gay earth fr fr.