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"That can't be the case!" he protested. "You're about to fight all the legions of Hell on your own! Face down demon lords, by yourself!"
"Ah, but I'm not by myself" I said, gesturing for a miniature moon and something with silvering wings to rest on my palm. Followed by the angel Raphael of this world. "Way I see it, I've just got more experience working with our mutual comrades. That's all"
For the valley of the shadow of death, I thought, is wherever God bade me to walk. "I just can't see it, Mr. Saint" said the boy, hanging his head. "You're succeeding at things I'm just learning are there"
"...succeed? Yes, that's what I was told at the end of the fourth Ordeal Call" I said softly. "Look. Whe-if you ever find a reason to abandon the path you're on, just remember God loves watching people get back up as much as He loves watching them actually rise. But listen to me, an old man warbling about past glories. You want some practical advice?"
"Always!"
"Reread the Bible" I called over my shoulder as a portal sent me straight to Hell. "You're doing as well as can be expected, but you're leaving the REALLY deadly verses on the table. Don't HESITATE. Check out Psalms. Check out both Kings books, Numbers, 2 Samuel and Judges"
As the barrier to the demon world shut and the boy sputtered in confusion, I added "But save Genesis and Revelations for until you're really up against the wall!"
>Lust
"Mortal you can't come in here, this is the domain of the demon lord AsmodeuARRRGH" was the most common greeting I received as I walked into the demonic palace, making a direct beeline for a very disgruntled demon lord of Lust. "Oh look, another one" she said in a huff. "Ara, are my subjects...?"
"Not worth expending the energy to kill. You're all doomed" I said dismissively. A chorus of groans went up behind me, demons sealed and impaled with tiny holy acupuncture needles on the floor.
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"That can't be the case!" he protested. "You're about to fight all the legions of Hell on your own! Face down demon lords, by yourself!"
"Ah, but I'm not by myself" I said, gesturing for a miniature moon and something with silvering wings to rest on my palm. Followed by the angel Raphael of this world. "Way I see it, I've just got more experience working with our mutual comrades. That's all"
For the valley of the shadow of death, I thought, is wherever God bade me to walk. "I just can't see it, Mr. Saint" said the boy, hanging his head. "You're succeeding at things I'm just learning are there"
"...succeed? Yes, that's what I was told at the end of the fourth Ordeal Call" I said softly. "Look. Whe-if you ever find a reason to abandon the path you're on, just remember God loves watching people get back up as much as He loves watching them actually rise. But listen to me, an old man warbling about past glories. You want some practical advice?"
"Always!"
"Reread the Bible" I called over my shoulder as a portal sent me straight to Hell. "You're doing as well as can be expected, but you're leaving the REALLY deadly verses on the table. Don't HESITATE. Check out Psalms. Check out both Kings books, Numbers, 2 Samuel and Judges"
As the barrier to the demon world shut and the boy sputtered in confusion, I added "But save Genesis and Revelations for until you're really up against the wall!"
>Lust
"Mortal you can't come in here, this is the domain of the demon lord AsmodeuARRRGH" was the most common greeting I received as I walked into the demonic palace, making a direct beeline for a very disgruntled demon lord of Lust. "Oh look, another one" she said in a huff. "Ara, are my subjects...?"
"Not worth expending the energy to kill. You're all doomed" I said dismissively. A chorus of groans went up behind me, demons sealed and impaled with tiny holy acupuncture needles on the floor.
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