>it's a BLACK lightsaber
>but it's not shaped like one it has an EDGE
>forged by a guy so cool he's a Mandalorian AND a Jedi combined
>sometimes it crackles with lighting too
>only the coolest badasses get to use it since you have to KILL to truly own it
>and whoever hold it becomes king of the non-pussy Mandos
The darksaber is such pure fanfiction wank material that I actually kind of love how unabashedly in your face it is about it.