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6/26/2025, 5:08:09 PM
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>I wore my barca proudly on Saturday to accompany my mother to the farmers market
>I was sniffing a melon when I felt eyes boring into my back
>I turned, looked down and a 5'2 fella of the Mexican persuasion sporting a faded madrid blocked my path
>"hala madrid!" he bellowed in heavily accented defiance,
>I put down the melon to make sure my hands were free for self defense.
>"Visca barca" I retorted
>"Tsuuuuu!" he hissed
>I pantomimed the signature rabona first touch and spun around to reveal my Neymar 11
>He slowly smiled, offered me his hand for a dap, chuckled and walked away
>A frayed Ronaldo 7 visible
>My mother just silently shook her head, having witnessed this same public mating dance on numerous occasions
>We returned home and prepared a light brunch
>The Tuscan melon was perfectly ripe and sweet
>I wore my barca proudly on Saturday to accompany my mother to the farmers market
>I was sniffing a melon when I felt eyes boring into my back
>I turned, looked down and a 5'2 fella of the Mexican persuasion sporting a faded madrid blocked my path
>"hala madrid!" he bellowed in heavily accented defiance,
>I put down the melon to make sure my hands were free for self defense.
>"Visca barca" I retorted
>"Tsuuuuu!" he hissed
>I pantomimed the signature rabona first touch and spun around to reveal my Neymar 11
>He slowly smiled, offered me his hand for a dap, chuckled and walked away
>A frayed Ronaldo 7 visible
>My mother just silently shook her head, having witnessed this same public mating dance on numerous occasions
>We returned home and prepared a light brunch
>The Tuscan melon was perfectly ripe and sweet
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