Hey losers,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pathetic, no-life queue-sitters who spend every second of your day staring at “Logging in to game server…” You are everything wrong with this community. Honestly, have any of you ever even played EpochWoW instead of just crying on Discord? I mean, I guess it’s fun complaining because of your own incompetence, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than ERP’ing in Goldshire.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m basically perfect. I got into EpochWoW today after only 30sec in queue. What did you do, other than “get disconnected while alt-tabbed to YouTube”? I also killed three gnolls and two Defias bandits before the server died (One of them dropped a rusty dagger; shit was SO cash). You’re all trash who should probably reroll on retail. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It’s me and my rusty dagger.