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7/17/2025, 7:28:02 PM
>>96111098
The only true canon of 40k is the story that unfolds on the table, between you and your opponent. Everything else is legend, hearsay, theory, or the ramblings of a writer who couldn't hack it without licensed IP.
If you and your buddy show up to pit your Fart Smelldar (who you've decided harvest flatulence from prisoners, rather than suffering) against his Sons of Turbohitler (Black Templar successors who venerate the recently rediscovered teachings of Turbohitler, whose reign during the age of darkness was legendary) then that's canon.
If that blue-haired tranny at your LGS shows up with her Stonewall Servers-of-Cunt (space marines painted in all the colors of the rainbow flag), and she rolls dice vs the guy who made all-female custodes using AoS heads, then that's canon too.
Secondaries and gamelets will never understand this
The only true canon of 40k is the story that unfolds on the table, between you and your opponent. Everything else is legend, hearsay, theory, or the ramblings of a writer who couldn't hack it without licensed IP.
If you and your buddy show up to pit your Fart Smelldar (who you've decided harvest flatulence from prisoners, rather than suffering) against his Sons of Turbohitler (Black Templar successors who venerate the recently rediscovered teachings of Turbohitler, whose reign during the age of darkness was legendary) then that's canon.
If that blue-haired tranny at your LGS shows up with her Stonewall Servers-of-Cunt (space marines painted in all the colors of the rainbow flag), and she rolls dice vs the guy who made all-female custodes using AoS heads, then that's canon too.
Secondaries and gamelets will never understand this
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