Turns out I'm 1/4 Jewish due to my asshole grandmother, what now? Can I just walk to the local synagogue and join the conspicary to take over the world or should I just get into Hollywood?

Women would unironically be happier if they got more physical punishment and less emotional punishment (like making their own decisions and then living with the results).

> Vincent Canby of The New York Times viewed the film unfavorably, describing it as "stitched together from leftover parts. It talks. It moves in fits and starts but it has no mind of its own ... The plot defies any rational synopsis."

Realistically he might have been right about Godfather Part II.