>no joy-cons, pro only
Fuck you. Joy-cons are the real Switch gimmick.

Fuck the handheld. Fuck the screen. Nobody else has made a split controller as good as the Switch. These knock-offs miss the point of the thin and ultra-lightweight design. They think they can just split a regular controller in half. And hell, it's kinda cool that a pair of joy-cons can be used as 2 controllers. They also have gyro but since they are small and wiimote-like they can be used more creatively like boxing or swordfighting or whatever.