>steal chimpanzee
>not as easily guarded as you would think
>if peta can find them you can
>dart the mf
>load him into your car
>drive to the opp's house before he wakes up
>unload chimp in the kitchen
>before you leave give curious George a meth suppository
>Chimp wakes up violently, on meth, and knowing someone ass raped him
>proceeds to get revenge on every occupant of the house, horribly disfiguring them
>causes collateral damage in surrounding area
operation chimp out was on the table a few times. bonus if your enemy is a shit lib they will probably be blamed for violating the chimp and causing the entire thing.