i dont walk fast because im unhappy i walk fast because i'm 6'2'' and surrounded by fat/old/retarded fucking manlets/womanlets who waddle three fucking steps for every single step i take so i have to shuffle in place like a geriatric in physical therapy and it takes me 5 minutes to cross a distance i could've crossed in 2 minutes tops
dont fucking get me started on stairs
everybody under 6'0'' should be sterilized.