umm actually I watched Big Timmy make a Youtube video in which he reads out loud a summary someone else wrote, so I'm basically a bit of a virtual archaeologist who uncovers hidden secrets all on my own... Heh, Genshin players just lack media literacy these days... Not beating the 'can't read' allegations!
W-wait, what do you mean Big Timmy's theory ended up being wrong? Uhh it's because... uhh wait let me find another video... Ah, it was all foreshadowed all along! Heh, of course I remember the vague implications written on the cardboard container of a piece of merchandise not available in my country... Just please disregard that for four years we were sure it meant something completely different!