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>Teyvat Chapter Interlude Teaser: The Gods' Limits
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Fuck jannies

For me, it's ZhongTao, ZhongMiko, YanTao, FuTao, XiangTao, YunTao and LoomTao.

All girls are for canon MC - Aether.

Sex with Succubuzuki Sexzuki

Oh fuck watch out /gig/!!!

Either Venti has a pussy or Istaroth has a cock

>Ronova threads pruned
Thank god they've all been replaced by an Asmoday thread.

You will never be acKINO. You will never be !AKINOmi.

Sorry Aetherpags but Ronova is for Xbalanque. Columbina? For Arlecchino. Citlali? For Ororon. Furina? For Neuvillette/Arlecchino/Escoffier. Mavuika? Would rather fuck Capitano's dried corpse than get anywhere close to Aether.

"Netflix and chill" with Furina!

you will never be a genshin character Asmongold

Why did the janny delete an on-time thread?

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by "incel gooners".

>>530672228
>>530672272
N-no you don't get it... There might be three existing threads but MY picture simply HAS to be the one in the OP that no one looks at...

the schizo situation is so dire in /gig/ that we gotta hallucinate schizos now, can’t blame them tho since the only schizos we get currently are salesjeets, wuwajeets, and gender warriors

All the shades love Aether

>>530672291
Based and agreed.

>>530672241
Paimon is for Aether.

>>530672291
I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment.

Seele! waiting room

Reminder that this chef is a master at eating pussy and female breasts, and is a beloved private chef for wealthy Fontainan women
See below

Escoffier: I love pussy and female breasts
Furina: Escoffier cooked the most succulent meals for me, and even offered cunnilingus
Navia: Escoffier has been a great help to me and Clorinde as of late, keeping us entertained and well fed
Clorinde: Whatever pleases my love Navia, I agree with
Arlecchino: While during the day she feeds the children of the House of Hearth, at night she feeds me if you know what I am alluding to
Chiori: Her pussy eating skills and cake baking skills are on par with my sewing. Impressive

No, you are a single person, Rhinedottir

>>530672185
Personal succubus of Aether

>>530672254
C&C

Mualani hotspring sex

>>530672197
Venti is literally a genderless sprite inside a flesh puppet larping as a human.

Would sex with Rhinedottir be considered a threesome

Escoffier [talking to Aether]: I want us to spend my birthday together, I will cook whatever you want and we will have a private dinner, with no one else bothering us.

>>530672398
C&C

>>530672563
this melty was thinly veiled for this guy here>>530672398

Escoffier loves Aether thoughbeit

Why did the shades refer to Rhinedottir as Rain Daughter?

>>530672241
Wisewimp: cucked
Caelus: sidelined
Aether and male Rover: canon MCs of their respective harem gachas

sustainer waiting room

>>530672563
C&C

a trailer about 4 random whores that 90% of the fanbase didn't even know anything about surpassed the record set by HSR's most shilled worm of all time just a week after LMAO!!!!! and they were getting so cocky OH NO NO NO NO !!!! AHAHAHAHA! Looks like those "incel gooners" stole it from you once again :)
SAY IT WITH ME: One (SINGULAR) Worme A YEAR!

Evil Venti soon!

>>530672612
are you really going to have a melty every time someone posts actual canon content from the game that contradicts your cuckfics

Returnbab here
Can I go through all of Natlan before nod Krai releases?
I barely played it before uninstalling

Furina: THOMONE PFEAFE GEF HOF WAFER
MY FONGUE ISF FTUCK TO EFCOFFIERFS CLIFOFIFS

paimon bread

Nilou I know youre in a position of power and that women, especially little girls excite you, but reconsider your next move

>>530672197
there's a reason /gig/ was calling xer a troon

>>530672746
I have no idea how much you normally play the game but you have approximately 9 weeks before 6.0 so make of that what you will

>>530672746
You have a little over two months, you can do it easily.

>>530672734
>AIEEEE LET ME VAGUEPOST
kwab

I am a hoyo gamer and I fucking love cubes. Six faces = sex faces.

>>530672151
Based, Hu Tao and Lumine lubing it up for Aethers cock
>>530672185
CHADther POV before Mizuki sucks him dry
>>530672291
Furina has rough bed breaking sex with Aether every night
>>530672397
Aether fucked the lesbian out of this dyke
>>530672398
CHADther eats her pussy every morning for breakfast

>>530672723
One Worm A YEAR!

>>530672821
i guess that answers that question

Venti and Zhongli will be the only Archons to stay relevant in the story, luckily so.

The rest are forgettable and really are bound to their regions.

>>530672382
Why does a chef wear lingerie anyway? wouldn't it get dirty from stains and spills while cooking?

Escoffier: I love Furina pussy and breast

Urbansloppa flopped bigly

Fremicute.

It is extremely bizarre that despite hsr having aeons, which are direct personifications of metaphysical ordering principles, and also directly referencing shit like neet-xhe's 'eternal recurrence' hundreds of times for an entire patch that background shit that nobody reads in genshin contains more actual philosophy
what could be the reasoning for this? why does hsr include names but not definitions and why does genshin include definitions but not names?

>>530672673
Kiana Kaslana...

>>530672926
She said this

>>530672751
GODther’s POV as Furina sucks the semen out of him
>>530672786
Nilou is Aether’s personal dancer
>>530672867
Citlali imagining fucking Aether hard
>>530672926
Escoffier: I love Aether’s dick and balls and semen
>>530672995
Canon wife of CHADther

>>530672786
I wish I was a little girl getting molested by Nilou

You can stop replying to yourself, Rhinedottir

barely fifty replies into the thread and zhe has already dumped 70% of her escofuri folder
guess zhe really didnt like the canon content

I am poopdickschizo AMA

For me, Its Fischl!

Sex with Ronova-chan! Getting a heart attack after getting a whiff of her feet! Flesh falling off of the penis bone during her blowjob! Instantly rotting from the inside out after cumming!

>>530673013
prove it
oh wait you cant lole, the cuckfic aint canon!

>new thread
>Aetherpags are having a melty again

>>530672858
Aethie is for Xiao.

post non AIslop, official c&c

>>530672809
>>530672813
Cool

>>530673047
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG HOLY BASED!!!!

>>530673047
All true

>>530672858
>>530673047
Aetherpag melty

>70 posts in 10 minutes
>this fucking thread
you can't convince me this isn't a discord raid lol

>>530673089
>Ro-chan getting all the fanart
Based

>>530673130
sure, I’ll start first since your pic is unrelated

>>530673087
we know bennett

lets see how many times will the loompag post about canon mc players having a melty this thread

OMG, found the last dendroculus finally

Why do people still pretend that Neuvillette isn't a resounding success and giga popular? Shitposting is only fun when not rooted in sheer delusion.

>>530673279
Where was it

Why does that Aetherpag always reply to every post that offends him?

>>530673258
My name isnt Bennet

>>530673254
kek you really got xer

>>530672786
nilou only fucks shotas and dogs

>>530672858
C&C

Paimon is not Asmodai.
Her new "master" is the Abyss sibling.

We, the Traveller, very much still act accordingly to the Heavenly Principles and fight the Abyss.

>>530673234
We love Roro here

>>530673130
there is no relationship there idk why you cucks keep forcing it, are you such a tourist that you ignore the written lore?

>>530672723
one
male
per
annum

>>530673279
If you only have that few left, why not craft that device that tracks them on the map?

So Asmoday fell in love with Chadther at first sight, didn't let him leave and turned herself into his loyal subordinate just to be with him
Did I get everything right?

>>530673254
uh oh loomtroons won't like this

>>530673440
aether's cute wives

>>530673369
This
>Furina [talking about Neuvillette]: Anyway, we're no longer working in tandem, and it's been a long time since I've been to the Palais Mermonia. I imagine that this is good for both of us, right?
>Furina [addressing Aether]: ...when I'm with you, I seem to constantly feel happy... Such an amazing feeling!

>>530673212
Stelle? Fucked by Aether in front of Cucknon
>>530673279
Aethers cute daughterwife
>>530673253
>>530673254
Aethers C&C wives he has rough threesomes with every night
>>530673329
Aethers chuuni daughterwife he has to fuck everyday so that she doesn’t turn full schizo

Why arent pur animations as great as this
We lost, /gig/

There are only two Gaytherpags in /gig/.

Babies grow in there

>>530673212
fagworm flopped lmao

Can someone explain why Ineffa's got no art uploaded to the booru?

>>530673253
Skirk loves Aether

>>530673440
>coffee gets to feed furina sweets
GOD i wish that was me

>>530673253
>hoyo literally commissioned this because chinkpags were angry that no one wanted to draw pagpagther with skirk
LOLEEEE HAHAHAHAH

meanwhile in reality...

>>530673369
Written lore wise that is Furina's most meaningful relationship anyway, the fact that it is close to nothingburger should tell you how garbage Furina's writing is.

>>530673214
>raid!
No, it's your usual ritualposters.

>>530673445
one
flop
every
six
weeks

Naberius still have another person she merged with besides Rhine.

It's 3 like with Cerberus.

>>530673539
>botted poal

How retarded do you have to be to spend every day debating the canon MC (which you will never use because they all are ass except maybe Dendro in some teams) or ships in a game where nobody is allowed to be mean to each other and show romantic attraction. Genuine CWC level autism from every side.

>>530673668
>ritualposts
y-yeah j-just ritualposts

>>530673673
but enough about hrt lmao

>>530673484
Yes

>[deleted]
scat spam in 3, 2, 1...

>>530673625
>Furina's most meaningful relationship
You don't play this game.
Furina [talking about Arlecchino]: The Knave? W-Who's that? Oh... Uh, I'd already forgotten about her... Keeping such a terrible figure like her in your mind will only give you nightmares.
Furina [talking about Neuvillette]: Anyway, we're no longer working in tandem, and it's been a long time since I've been to the Palais Mermonia. I imagine that this is good for both of us, right?
Furina [addressing Aether]: ...when I'm with you, I seem to constantly feel happy... Such an amazing feeling!

Is he wrong tho?

>>530673593
i found this

>>530673130
thanks for the canon image
>>530673253
>coping with unofficial fan art because no skirk pagbait in-game
lole

>>530673312
apparently near the edge of the desert map, one of the ruins where you have to go through another ruins to get to it from underground...near the dune of magma.

>>530673472
I'm still only rep 5 on sumeru. And I only have one dendrocolon left to complete the statue level 10.

>>530673484
Almost
>Twins try to leave Teyvat
>Get stopped by Asmoday
>She knows a fine piece of meat when she sees it
>Cubes him for personal use
>Spends hundreds of years mindwarping Aether so they can keep reliving their wedding night
>Lumine is PISSED because her dick supplier was stolen from her
>Seeks out to destroy the entire world in an act of rage
>Asmoday eventually exhausts her power from centuries of nonstop banging
>Gets guoba'd into Paimon and loses her memory
>Aether only remembers getting separated from his sister and wants to find her
>She still holds a grudge but in a typical moment of illogical thinking wants him to figure out what she is mad about instead of telling him
This is the canon story so far

C&C
&
C

>>530673525
I kneel

N-NO PLEASE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

>>530673593
Who?

>>530673796
he got banned like 6 times today, he'll just scramble for a new ip to shit up the place like usual lol

>>530673823
What is even Traveler's relationship with Poorina? Traveler is literally closer to Navia, Neuvillette and Lyney

I remember Aetherpags saying >fanart when Hoyo commissioned an art with Lumine.

How about we post images of cute furiners happily eating confectioneries? Sound good?

>>530673998
She was literally willing to betray Focalors and tell you the plan while you were transporting her to the courthouse.

>>530673842
>near the edge of the desert map
yeah it feels like whenever I'm hunting down the last ones they're also always stowed away in some corner that I overlooked because they didn't seem to have much interesting going on and I never ran through the general area more than once
It was the same in Natlan's first area where my final pyroculus ended up being on top of some pillar that I'd only ran past a single time while doing a quest in the area

>>530673730
there shouldn't be another side arguing begin with, its a damn harem waifu collector, of course the male MC is the intended blank slate default pick

Reminder: Columbina "The Damselette" the 3rd of the Fatui Harbingers is for (You).

Whose POV is this?

>>530673735
>the banality of ritual posters caused this man to stutter

I think I get it now, 'worm' is code for misshapen penis?

>>530672398
Lesbian Escoffier posting unironically broke Aetherpag's mind. He's been seething non-stop since her release

>we will NEVER have another character like Xilonen
How does this make you feel?

Reminder that 73% of Genshin players picked Lumine as their traveler.

>>530674168
Aether is so lucky..

>>530674203
SNIFFA

>>530674203
It only makes Xilo more valuable

REMINDER
This game would be x100 more popular and successful and the community would be x100 less retaarded and annoying if the only canon protagonist was LUMINE and AETHER was deleted from the hame entirely
Incels and pags dont spend, just look at Snowbreak and WuWa

>>530674070
But she did not

>>530674203
Good
I don't want an ugly gyaru hag to taint the playable roster for the remainder of the game's lifespan

reminder that with just a few filters you can remove everything of the aetherfag making him scream to the void, which at worst, will make him dump scat and gore

>>530674203
Glad
Nobody cares about hagslop
Off model art too

>>530674298
delet

Lynette's everything is insanely erotic.

>>530673130
Their canon daughter is so cute.

>>530674146
No it’s not retard, it’s a mixed game. Men complaining about the men in their “harem” game are idiots who should’ve seen Diluc and Kaeya and left if they wanted a BA-like harem and women who complain about the women should’ve left for an otome game when they saw Amber and Jean prevalent in the first chapter and Lisa flirting with you.

>>530673593
Because she gets no fanart?

>70% of players picked Loom
>90% of players don't self insert in the first place
aetherpags we are a small minority...

>>530674203
We will get ugly babushkas from Snezhnaya.

how many times has zhe written some variation of "woooow this ship makes them sooooo mad lmao" in this thread alone? is it because that ship is such a meme that it only has like five fanarts so zhe needs to comment on it twice for every one zhe posts?

Why the fuck does Varesa's nightsoul transmission work in abyss?

>>530674302
fr0t?

>>530673369
*taps the sign*
The public has spoken btw

Just checking a general gacha game discords I'm in, everyone is playing the horse gacha. Nobody in that server plays genshin anymore, not even the gooners. Imagine throwing so much fanservice they make a goddess character wear a fucking translucent body suit and it still loses out to anime horse girls gacha jfc.

>>530674118
Yeah, always happens in video games with this kind of collect-a-thon. at least I did better with pyroculus and geo (completed with no issues on this one). Hopefully mare javi won't be too hard on them. I'm scared how much nooks and crannies nod krai and snezhaya gonna hide them.

>>530674291
>Snowbreak
it's shit game
>WuWa
Mogs ZZZ every month and very close to genshin despite being cheaper to dolphin/whale in.

now don't look at yuricuck gachas like R1999 and HI3 lole

>>530674505
You do sound really mad desu

10/10 thread, keep it up

>post instantly disappears
>half the thread is gone

>>530674402
I doubt Furina could birth a kid, with those boy hips

>>530674296
Yeah, because you arrived before she could start pouring her heart out. She was literally stoppped mid sentence.

>>530674553
Uh oh the paggies won't like this.

I have never seen people use neopronouns like "zhe" outside of 4chan.

Columbina in 6.2

>>530674147
Wife of Aether

So is paimon shade of reason, asmoday or primordial one?

>>530674291
Agreed, we need to go full yuri mode like these successful games

FUCK / MARRY / KILL / IGNORE

>>530674291
It brings me great pleasure.

>>530674779
Kevin's onaholes

>>530674779
GODVIN khaslana fucks all of these

>>530674779
Kill them all
I fucking hate honktrash

>>530674779
thanks for reminding me that they'll look like shit once in game thanks to genshin's garbage models

>>530674505
Sad how none of us can refute this

>>530674576
I want to f___

dahlia my dahling

>>530674779
more wives, thanks dawei

Post sovlful art

Do you guys ever wonder what are the actual MC pick rates? Personally, I doubt even 7% of the playerbase picked Lumine. Surely if there was a sizeable Lumine fanbase in this multibillion dollar game they would bother to at least make alternative in-game event art for the contrarian minority that picked the non-canon female protagonist option. But since they can't even be bothered to do that, one can only imagine just how unpopular of an option she is. Non-canon protagonists of other Mihoyo games at least get some representation, but Lumine? Nothing. She must be uniquely unpopular for that to be the case.

>>530674660
I have never seen anyone other than Aetherpags use that.

>>530674779
I can't rank them I still haven't memorized how to spell their fucking names...

>>530674808
>>530674879
HE will make Genshin Impact great again

>>530674898
you can tell zhe is seething when all zhe can do is impotently spam u-u-u mad!!! lol

There's no way Neuv is going to let Furina stay mortal after fucking around and bonding with her for 500 years by the way

>>530674553
>the public (actually some small minority of femcels on a fansite) gets to decide what is canon
shipniggers unironically believe this lole

>>530674930
Normalfags see male MC and pick male because they’re male
Anyone who does otherwise is a NEET, a coomer or an AGP ridden troon who shitposts on /gig/ 24/7 and cries over le self inserters

>>530675017
Aether : I like to /watch/

how long until he finally fuck Lumine as well?

>>530674634
yes that was forced as fuck because why would she even consider telling a rando who did nothing but shit on her? LMAO

>>530674916
Great post.

As to my study, there are many kinds of Waifufags.
Some just jump onto every girl release after release with no sense of loyalty much like the average waifufag
Others just choose one and stay with them, prob until EoS, them showing loyalty, love and lust. Much like the main hebe trio: Hutao, Fischl and Furina, although this last one seems to fall victim of the most annoying case of them all.
The self inserter who believes himself to be part of the cast and thinks its his right to OWN all of the female characters, disregarding their own likes, dislikes and even sometimes personality. Almost loving some kind of OOC version of said characters. Yet this matters little for this "haremfag" individual since as long as his addiction is satisfied, he would care less about what the characters truly entail, even if this pandering damages the quality of the story.
One would think this type of person loves each one of the girls, yet if you ask of him what are his honest thoughts, he will simple answer with the most vain reasons of them all "sex", because, to nobody's surprise, the girls are just a fuel to supply his disgusting porn addiction and sex fantasies that, sadly, he wil never experience in real life.

>>530674926
It always makes me laugh to remember how brutally Mihoyo murdered the closest thing this game had to a popular yuri ship to confirm Aether as Ei's unquestionable love interest.

>>530675141
I can't be Paimon fucking ate Asmoday

>>530672563
Now post Sethos'

>>530675017
>>530675092
he is dying and will be replaced by Aether LOL
It brings me great pleasure to not be a tourist and read the lore!

I'm gay

>>530675240
Paimon is the primordial fat fuck

https://2ch.life/gacha/src/5192430/17521478774060.mp4
What caused this?

>>530675227
good post

>>530675325
I hate how I read this in her voice.

In the end MC only ever reciprocates the interest of males like Xiao, Childe and Lyney so what's even the point

>>530675085
Deep down they know they were tricked into playing a waifu collector harem game so all they can do is cope with the popularity of their fanfiction among their own crowd as they ignore the actual in-game material. Just look at the troon having a meltdown over birthday letters and other canon content in this very thread.

>>530674291
All they had to do is giving Aether a non-faggot design.

I'm seething so fucking hard that I had to go to pity every single time with the past 7 five stars I've found, and that I've lost 3 out of the last 4 coinflips. And I probably won't have enough to reach pity AGAIN for Emilie, such fucking bullshit

>>530672197
That's not Venti's real appearance in the first place, that's his dead friend's.

Rhinedottir: Now that I have merged with the Ruler of Life I can final-
Rules of Teyvat: Your element is now Geo
Rhinedottir: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

Goooooooood MORNING SISSTERS

>>530674779
Marry Asmoday
Fuck Ronova
Kill Istaroth
Ignore Naberius/Rhinedotir

Aether: I made a custom present to my boyfriend Wanderer

>>530675552
gm queen

>>530675510
You mean like Caelus, who looks like a perfectly normal, even somewhat tall guy? Yet femcels and troons melt down about him just as much as they do about Aether. This has nothing to do with the character's design and everything to do with wanting to spite straight men.

Girls with big appetites status?

>>530675414
CN version still has lip sync btw

Great characters like Lyney and Aether

>>530675687
I hate this lizard so fucking much

>>530675701
Aether [addressing Lyney]: ...when I'm with you, I seem to constantly feel happy... Such an amazing feeling!

>>530675669
Normal people skipped Varesa, a fact that greatly displeases fat fetishists and lard worshippers

jfc I need her now

>>530675723
Arlecchino: I love my canon son-in-law Aether

>HSR got Sukuna's VA before us
I'm seething. I'll never recover from this.

Genshin was a harem game?

>>530675774
It's not healthy to be so jealous.

>>530675826
the most beautiful moment in the game

I just found these chests after so many years, one is a pressure plate puzzle that the compass doesn't show even after the update. The second is a random spot of no interest that suddenly has a abyss mage show up and a precious chest pops up after you kill it. Compass doesn't show either of these.

Lyney: I love my stepdad Aether, he finally made a honest woman out of Father.

Save for the T0 Knight of Boreas

>>530675284
You are cringe
hahahahahahahaha

>>530675723
How did this moment not completely kill Aetherfags?

What would've happened to the Shades and HP if the Dragon Bomb from Natlan's World Quest was used? Because if we press it, literally everything gets wipes out.

I love males

>>530675984
Death

>>530672092 (OP)
Paimon cute! especially with her little chubby legs spread wide and lifted over her head

Isn't a romance/dating/fucking feature required to label something as a "harem game"?

>>530676019
We know, Aether

>>530675723
Still can't believe Tencent somehow had sleeper agents in the animation department to demoralize the audience right before their new flagship title came out...

>>530675887
The game has a hundred playable characters. Some are hundreds, and some are literally thousands of years old. Not a single one of them has ever been in a relationship. The six thousand year old god? Canonically a KHV. Why is that?

>>530675984
it's a local nuke only destroys Natlan

Lyney [to canonically LGBTQ Aether]: It seems we're both keenly interested in each other. Well, know that the honor is mine! Haha, relax. I couldn't ever tell lies to your mesmerizing eyes — not even if I tried!

Lyney [to his canon boyfriend Aether]: Doing all this for me... Are you trying to steal this magician's heart, by any chance? Well, in that case, congratulations, my dear apprentice — or should I say, "companion." For you have succeeded!

>Basic education patch
Based CN bros

>>530675085
>gets to decide what is canon
NOOOOOO THE GENERAL PUBLIC DOESN'T COUNT!!!1!

you and your 3 pagpag-eating friends on /gig/ and r/aether_mains discord don't count either btw

>>530675414
Oh right amber is in this game

>>530675927
The compass doesn't show those hidden puzzles, I kind of hope they eventually will let it do so though

>>530676094
Didn't it outright say that it destroys everything? Not just Natlan?
>>530676040
Did they actually managed to build a bomb capable of killing the Shades and HP too?

>>530675952
Cute wife of aether

wormvillette flopped btw

Who didn't flop?

More like Shitlali lmaoo

>>530675085
lmao zhe really didnt like this one
>WDYM MY AO3 OMEGAVERSE ZHONGCHI FICS ARENT CANON LOOK HOW MANY OTHER FRMCELS READ THEM
kwaaab

>>530676325
someone's son

You can tell the resident transbian is malding hard

>>530676325
Lynette would never be so expressive.

>>530676212
she has trouble keeping up her facade around Aether, very C&C

>>530676298
Clorinde

>>530676210
no it even says the traveler and Paimon are most likely fine even in the blast zone it's not a world ending device

Varka is going to be for (you)

>>530676212
Yeah you wish, how does the saying go?
Your princess is in another castle, loser.

>>530676173
>pagpag out of nowhere
TIME FOR ANOTHER REMINDER

Neuvillette would be disappointed in all of you.

>>530676210
It starts with Natlan but eventually engulfs the entire world.
>>530676496
The lizard man thought there was a possibility that Traveler might survive due to their unique constitution, but that doesn't happen in the what if scenario where you press the button.

>>530676210
Essentially turning the planet into plasma has to kill someone if it solves the abyss issue immediately

>>530676646
>The lizard man thought there was a possibility that Traveler might survive
I figured that he was just lying to get the Dragon to press the button, he knew no one would survive.

>>530676526
He's married to Alice.

>>530676140
I don't read either.
I am not playing games to read walls of text.

I haven't touched a book since I dropped out of university and that was over a decade ago.

The shades are cool and all but can we just skip ahead to the Nod-Krai trailers so we can see the actual playable characters we'll be getting in the coming months?

Why’re you guys so shit

Paimon loves her master

>>530676759
I believe he said something that he thought Traveler's consciousness would survive, not that Traveler would be physically fine. I don't think he would have outright lied like that, at least that's the vibe I get from him as a character.

>>530676829
Loom is so lucky

>>530676526
Varka x Aether soon.

>>530676829
She's like a dog that just sticks around because we offer her food

papilla BROKE you

>>530676140
>lorecucks

Bennett and fischl as the only adventurer guild characters till eos

>>530676564
>Your princess is in another castle
Correct, she's in the Palace of Alcazarzaray serving her sentence after failing to pay her debts.

>>530676646
no it's just the saurian point of view after the explosion he is now in an information world that looks infinite from the inside but in reality it's just a big yellow puddle where Natlan used to be
Teyvat and everyone outside of Natlan is fine

the character that broke aetherfags

>>530672987
What weapon is most /fa/ on him?

>>530676886
I mean he lied and manipulated us throughout Natlan since day 1. He just wanted to know if the choice he made all those years ago was the right one and whether someone else would've made a different choice. He wanted out Dragon to not press the button too, but not because for their love for the Traveler but because he wanted it to be the correct decision.

>>530677053
Jeht [while giving her crush Lumine a Valentines gift]: It's been so long since we last saw each other! Missed me? You haven't forgotten me and Benben, have you? I heard that it's customary to send gifts during some special holidays, so you were the first person I thought of. This is a little trinket I made myself... B—But don't open it yet! Maybe wait till you get back?

Keep seeing more normies posting the horse girls memes. Are we losing the relevance as the face of anime gacha....?

>>530677087
His canon weapon: The Bell

>>530677053
100% guaranteed she will be for (you) if they ever bring her back
>>530677125
Based

Jeht [while giving her crush Aether a Valentines gift]: It's been so long since we last saw each other! Missed me? You haven't forgotten me and Benben, have you? I heard that it's customary to send gifts during some special holidays, so you were the first person I thought of. This is a little trinket I made myself... B—But don't open it yet! Maybe wait till you get back?

>>530676478
Sorry she flopped too

>>530677087
this >>530677136
too bad it's utterly fucking useless

>>530677125
canon

>>530677238
C&C

Aether is the canon protagonist of genshin impact TM

>>530677110
He did manipulate but he didn't outright lie, at least not at the end. He wanted Little One to reach the facility and did what he could for that to happen. Didn't the Little One ask him some question before pressing the button, and he had the option to lie, but instead he told the truth, because he wanted to be fully honest so the decision is made without bias? Or am I misremembering it?

>>530677331
This made Ronova really wet

>>530677275
tbf he is also utterly fucking useless

Any chance Tsaritsa isn't peak pagbait?

>>530674779
Why is genshin doing the same thing HSR is doing right now

ONE WORM PER YEAR LOL

>>530677408
ZZZ flopped

>>530677493
>Cryo hebe
>Godddess of Love
>post-return to the roots Genshin
0%

>>530672241
from left to right:
would, wouldn't im not gay, wouldn't im not gay,wouldn't im not gay

Assuming they make Paimon playable and most likely 5-star, will it make sense for her to be free (or at least f2p accessible easily) from a lore and game experience wise?

I love pussy

>>530677476
He's perfectly adequate for IT

Mondo is stylish, bold and masculine.

>>530677592
>free character in this game
Lmao you think this shit game has any soul behind it anymore? Enjoy your free useless 4* until EoS every region
We're just a cashgrab for Honkai games

>>530677639
I'm an idiot for not slotting him during my clear of the current IT. Him being Claymore would have come in handily during the Suanni boss fight. Instead I had to waste Mavuika's vigor on it. Serves me right.

>>530676140
Glad to know laughing Nicole GODS are as based in china as they are here

Bro there has been straight up fucking nothing to do since March in this game.

>>530677408
>

>>530677629
of the boi variety?

>>530677830
that's a man

Imagine for a second if Aether didn't look like the most fruity faggot in the world? If he had at least the "your standard anime harem MC selfinsert" kind of design, not even talking about something actually manly.

>>530677687
The roots...

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/127167391
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/127167391
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/127167391
3 years and 6 months later and they still haven't topped her design.
The last design before the great censoring.

>>530677998
It wouldn't change a thing. Tourists would still seethe about him 24/7. See: >>530675668

>>530677798
not my problem, play other games

>>530678081
I self insert as her

>>530677998
He would actually have defenders and wouldn't have bizarre shizophrenic retards constantly spamming about him

Mom said its my turn to be ack

>>530677798
not for me, the game is fuck huge and filled with content.
oldfags move aside genshin belongs to the nvchads.

>>530678012
all men

C&C

>>530678169
>bizarre shizophrenic retards
but enough about loomtroons

>>530677639
maybe i'm just trying to use him wrong, but shenhe+chongyun has filled my need for cute cryo claymore much better. chong hits harder than frem, doesn't hog up on-field time much and leaves somewhat useful buff for others

>>530678097
troons always find a way, 24/7 meltys over wise and rover too

>>530677998
why would i want him to be ruined?
being a tummy fuckboi is his whole appeal, i would pick the f*moid otherwise.

is this real?

What's the optimal amount of worms in a game?

Just a reminder for those celebrating us leaving Natlan:
Natlan story arc is not finished yet, we will return to Natlan, probably as part of "Nod-Krai story arc" to Natlan to try and defend Mavuika from Fatui getting her gnosis.

Sexchl!

Lumine?
She's great.

>>530678350
Allowing female MCs in these games has been an unmitigated disaster for their communities. I pray they eventually remove Lumine as Traveler when they make Abyss Princess playable like how they removed the non-canon MC of HI3 to filter the last remaining tourists.

>>530678449
Yes, Arlebina is canon.

>>530678521
Aether posted this.

>>530678449
Yes

>>530678350
exactly

>>530677476
Hes the strongest physical DPS
The must fun playstyle in the game

>>530678449
Two of the four Fatui Aetherwives...

>>530678449
Yeah they both have angel motifs and glitching because they're connected to the moon sisters, what about it?

>>530677830
cute boy

>>530678662
aether's wife is so cute

Is Furina going to be relevant again? I like her story but I cannot enjoy it much if it was meant to turn her irrelevant while Neuvillette aura farms.

I look like this

>>530677629
Never had pussy in my 38 years of life.

>>530678350
Please stop associating your jobber manlet with the strongest, thanks

>>530678783
No

They should rename Asmoday. Her name sounds too similar to Asmongold.

Why did Tsaritsa put Childe below the empty seat?

How am I meant to get Standard character's signiture weapon when they will never show up on limited time banners?

>>530678839
i still can't believe he still hasn't played Genshin yet. i remember him saying he might try it in 4.7 but nothing came of it

Aether: I love boys, especially Wanderer

So I rolled emilie. What now?

>>530678882
You're not

>>530678449
This has been a great week for yuri. Arlecchino x Columbina. Naberius x Rhinedottir. Ronova x Istaroth. Asmoday x Lumine.

>>530678902
If you didn't realize that he was trolling genshin players you're legit retarded.

>>530678919
Roll for C1.

>>530678806
Me neither but I am not interested.

>>530678882
Chronicled banner

Fischl could use some more boob.

Aetherbros...

Istaroth's cute penis...

>>530679075
Stop talking
Be silent for several days

FUAAAAAAARK
The Primordial One, I kneel

>>530678460
hoyo says 30%, I think thats too much but luckily most worms nowadays are 3* bricks and they're never making them a meta support again

>>530679176
In my mouth

oh look he found more gay fanart to post so he can accuse others of being gay

Realistically speaking what should we actually be expecting for the anniversary outside of the usual rewards like 20 or so rolls and a handful of resin
Surely they're bringing something new and grandiose but I've got no idea what it might be

>>530679142
FUKKEN SAVED

>>530679039
I would be lying to say I am not. I consume vanilla porn every 2nd day and jerk off.
I am just not interested in human interaction besides meat grinding.

>>530679142
ZADDYYYYY

>>530679320
never beating the fat hog whose only source of joy in life is excavating her yeast cavern to images of men's shitholes allegations

>>530678460
Ideally, Mihoyo should rework the game, remove playable Lumine, change Aether's model to that of a heroic gigachad like Gepard from HSR, and retcon every other playable male in the game into a woman. Then add sex scenes at friendship 11.

>>530679142
finally, a good post

How much seething from Amerisharts and Pagpags would be generated if Zhongli was Heavenly Principles (not awakened) all along?

>ctrl+f (you)
>3
heh

>>530679307
The same shit as last year but Mizuki is on the banner and we get a Nod Krai pre register.
They dont need to feign generosity this time around

Paimon needs boob too.

>>530679307
>like 20 or so rolls
is the anneversy happening on this banner?

>>530679460
Sounds hot

>>530674779
Marry all of them

>>530679737
It's in 6.0 so no

>>530679075
Sleep forever

>>530678783
>rolling for a boy in shorts to begin with

>>530675689
Kinoooo

>>530678350
nah, this was just posted >>530678990 and no one cared. It's just Pagther's ugly ass that's disliked

uh oh pagjanny doesn't like this TRVKE

>>530679348
You can pay for it if you are that interested

>>530678868
He's below the tenth member Rhinedottir.

Why does she look like Arlecchino?
https://www.youtube.com/live/mV6Sh3YWr_E?si=uYGMd6S6aYGRRsRM

>>530680113
I'd fucking believe it

>>530680040
People are just jealous that a twink gets more girls than them. Most women irl prefer guys like Aether.

>>530679307
I'm not really expecting much, if it's the same old I'm gonna grab C2 Mizuki. If in the silm chance they add Mondstadt chroncile 5 stars then maybeeeee Klee

>>530680047
good riddance

>>530678868
Just like how certain iconic football players' numbers get retired when they die or move away from a club they've been in for many years, the 10th seat is left vacant on purpose in honour of its previous member ??? who has been erased from Irminsul. Through unknown means Pierro and/or the Tsaritsa are aware of this but they simply choose not to speak of it
This is also why they aren't in a rush to fill out the vacant spot left behind by Scaramouche after he jobbed and deleted himself from the database

>>530678449
What am I supposed to be seeing here? Also the TV is clearly glitching in that scene, not just her like Arlecchino does.

>>530678449
Yep, I'm thinking c&c
>>530678992
Yuri game. Simple as

>>530680040
lmao your kind are truly masters of dishonesty
so i guess aether isnt hated either because no one gave dilating (you)s to idk, >>530672169?

>>530680451
The picture doesn't really show it but the animated sequence has two layers of glitching, one where it's the entire monitor and one where it's just Columbina

>>530680451
>Also the TV is clearly glitching in that scene, not just her like Arlecchino does
She's the only one glitching, not the background as well.

EZIZ8W3J47NA

>>530680451
>trying to understand whatever schizophrenic cope yuripags are using to justify their current meme ship of the week

>>530680552
Thanks Fatden

Why there are no pyro lawachurls in Natlan? Or Pyro Rift wolves. Or Pyro shamachurls. Or just anybody. Or new type of fatui using phlogiston. Why i am fighting natives, saurians and some old enemies? Is Sneznaya going to be as bad as this region?

H-hey, what do you mean you are saving for the shades?? The story is going to be about us! You haven't forgotten us, right? H-haha...

>>530680552
you're alright, fatty

Why can't you retards be normal just for one fucking day?

I metarolled for mauv and ill be metarolling for citlali

>>530680769
There's not even pyro characters in that region lmao

>>530680797
why is the hexenslop symbol le biblically accurate angel

>>530679307
You shouldn't expect anything aside from the usual 20 pulls. It would be nice if they did something extra since it's the game's 5 year anniversary, but I honestly doubt it. They will probably do some lame shit like show development progress over these 5 years and act as if this is a great gift to players.

>>530680552
LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU OBESE NIGGA AND STOP EATING BURGERS

>>530680797
They killed the story with Natlan so there is nothing to be excited about. Explain to me where were shades in the story before and i don't what they were doing in the past, i am talking about present. Why everyting in natlan felt like they decided the chasm and sumeru story was bad and started over?

>>530680952
It's an orrery

Pagpags and Mutts mad

Paimon is so fucking cute

>>530681106
So Fontaine was okay for you?

>>530681106
In the Nod-Krai livestream they acknowledged that their players were missing too much optional lore and backstory because it wasn't presented to them through the main story, but rather stowed away in external things like artifacts and in-game books.
Their solution to this is to... new create external things like Youtube and Bilibili videos

>>530680912
What's normal?

>the heavenly principles are asleep that's why the tsaritsa can get the gnoses as she wants
>well actually the 3 shades were NEVER asleep

Why the FUCK did not do anything??????

why are istaroth's hands blue
they don't look like gloves

>>530680915
Good

>>530681451
because of da rulez

Lumine sex
Amber sex
Barbara sex
Noelle sex
Fischl sex
Sucrose sex
Mona sex
Xiangling sex
Keqing sex
Xinyan sex
Ganyu sex
Hu Tao sex
Yanfei sex
Yun Jin sex
Lan Yan sex
Ayaka sex
Yoimiya sex
Kokomi sex
Shinobu sex
Kirara sex
Chiori sex
Mizuki sex
Collei sex
Nilou sex
Layla sex
Faruzan sex
Lynette sex
Charlotte sex
Furina sex
Chevreuse sex
Emilie sex
Escoffier sex
Mualani sex
Citlali sex
Varesa sex
Skirk sex
Ineffa sex

>>530681451
Cute yuri couple

>>530681307
Can you link me the livestream?
>>530681287
What else Fontaine was but "ok"? It's just Furina being dork.

>>530681556
Calm down, Paimon

Why didn't they just show lore in events and give shitty summaries if you missed out like what they just did for albedo

>>530681451
They probably have pretty strictly refined rights and responsibilities and aren't allow to interfere with the issues outside of their immediate purview.

>>530681451
The shades are pretty much directionless angels abandoned by God doing the bare minimum in case they do something bad that God would punish them for after he wakes up.

>>530681632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDXwuUWxhY

65% crit rate and 178% crit dmg
vs
45% crit rate and 220% crit dmg

on Mauvika with R1?

>>530681525
the rules must be stupid as shit if they don't allow them to stop an obvious rebellion in the making, especially since they imply that they will try to stop whatever is happening in nodkrai while respecting the rules.

and i hope they have a really good excuse as to why they don't just wake up phanes

>>530681751
Damage per screenshot always more CD

Post more ronova please I'll hoard her pic

>>530675141
Paimon is literally the Primordial One, can't believe people still think she's Asmoday.

>>530681650
It took them nearly five years to realise that maybe giving out those summaries wasn't such a bad idea after all
The game's never been meant to be played as an RPG where you have loads of different ways to sequence break or do quests in whatever long and intricate order you want, so historically they've usually just avoided all the "what if the player has done or hasn't done X event or quest??" scenarios by generally just assuming that if something was in a previous patch then the player must have done it. This is the curse of live service games btw

>>530680912
is this intended for yurifags? straight men picking the straight male MC is pretty normal

>>530681685
The story literally opens with this "angel" doing stuff. I don't know what staff it was, but she stopped us and dropped us into the world with some time separating us. But you can't say they are directionless. They did not do anything until appearing now, because they did not exist until now.

>>530678928
is this porn, it better be

>>530681969
post the canon picture next time

Ronova loves Aether

>>530681685
Ronova: Nooooo you can't do that it's against the rules and you have to follow the rules because the rules are rules and uhhh
Xbalanque: Ayo I need more power
Ronova: Okayyy ^_____^

Cute.

Is genshin a honkai game?

>>530682063
xister its time to face reality, open your launcher

>>530681896
Thank you for answering

>>530682046
that's paimon she changed teams she is with us now

>>530682180
Yes

>>530682180
always has been

>pick your MC
>blonde girl
>male blonde girl

I still don't understand how the Shades allowed time loops to occur

If Alice is for Aether who is Klee’s dad who is getting cucked?

>>530681896
>make live service jrpg
>i will assume it's not played like a jrpg, and i will assume every single player played every single thing even though I KNOW for a FACT that they don't since we never added the ability to replay events
this sounds stupid AS FUCK

Chevy should have been the 5* instead of Emilia

>>530682046
That stuff is her job, I didn't say they weren't doing anything. Directionless doesn't mean you don't do anything, it just means they have nothing to work with other than their predefined job with no leadership.
Also we now know she's rouge so maybe some serious shit was happening there that HP didn't order or it wasn't part of her defined job.

>>530682307
Allowed? It was them

>>530682451
Aether is Klee's biological father

it's been 5 years hoyoverse where are the SHOTAS

>>530682352
This is a gay girl.

>>530682094
HP was awake when this happened and she got punished.

>>530682352
Aether's beautiful, loving wife.

>>530682284
KEK

>>530682094
Xbalanque was a handsome tall brown chad.

>>530682094
The Four Shades were created by Phanes.
Phanes either created humans of Teyvat, or seeded them from another world. Phanes created the new world order so humans could live on Teyvat.
Phanes and the Four Shades are ultimately, on humanity's side. Sure, they do an occasional genocide when a particular human civilization gets too uppity, but that's no different than how real life humans that love dogs sometimes have to put down rabid dogs.
Ronova helping Xbalanque doesn't feel like a big deal to me. He was a human, and his enemies were the enemies of Phanes and the Four Shades, too. Her bending the rules a bit to help out is only natural.

>>530682307
>>530682512
yeah istaroth is the one making the timeloop very much on purpose.

from what we know the most likely is asmoday being paimon and istaroth working against celestia, wouldn't surprise me if istaroth turned paimon into a baby

can anyone explain what happens to mauv's tap E ring of fire when you ult? Does it just dissapear

>>530682284
meawnhile HSR:
>pick your payment option
>visa
>mastercard

What the hell is happening in this thread

>>530682664
She could also just say to Capitano fuck off and demand Mavuika life that was the that was going to be taken

>redditzuruo
leave

when will we get a cool login animation and a wish now screen?

>>530682891
Aetherpags having a melty as usual.

>>530682807
post your f2p dire 180s clear :^)

>>530682891
cute Aether's wives

>>530682629
what was the punishment? mating press?

lol

Zhongli = Heavenly Principles asleep

>>530682993
shut the FUCK up

>>530682629
So she wasn't

>>530682980
I don't know, but since then she seems less willing to help anyone and became a rulesfag. Like an abused older child in a strict household that makes her younger siblings follow all the rules.

I love Skirk so much its unreal. I want to have sex with Skirk.

>>530682891
loompag doing her 20 hour shift dilating endlessly about the canon mc until she collapses out of exhaustion and we get 4 hours of respite
same as every day

What do the shades do for fun in celestia?

>4chanzoruo
stay

>>530683129
We know Aether

>>530682238
Paimon is nothing, just game's mascot. If Paimon was something, characters and all the various npcs, would react to her. "Oh you bear the symbol of" or "there is more to you if you can float like this". But they didn't. If These shades are so important to the story, somebody would recognise them.

>>530683241
look at humans

>>530681451
>the heavenly principles are asleep that's why the tsaritsa can get the gnoses as she wants
yes, and that's the key to this whole story
if Heavenly Principles were awake, everything would be the same, but Neuvillette would be a lizard without authority, the Tsaritsa would be quieter than ever, and Pierro would be staring very intensely at the sky, believing he can do something that way
also, SHARTalogi would be thousands of light years away from Teyvat, with his pants covered in shit from fear

I thought all the "canon mc" posting was ironic.

>>530683032
Morax = Phanes asleep

>>530683241
Scissor

>>530683241
Lesbian sex.

>>530683281
What if Paimon was secretly releasing some kind of pheromones that mess with everyone's brains and makes them accept the existence of Paimon as something completely natural that they shouldn't question?

>>530682786
I think it deactivate until you jump off the bike, the ULT freezes the Nightsoul bar so if you jump of the bike it extends the ring duration a bit

>>530683241
fantasize about sex with Aether

>>530682629
She said that IF HP would inquire about it she would just pretend Xbalanque stole her power in an attempt to absolve herself so she was entirely complicit
Ronova-chan is a damn hypocrite

>>530683281
>characters and all the various npcs, would react to her
the characters who know have reasons to shut up, and we had multiple foreshadowings from characters who seemed to know but had no reason to hide it, remember that melusine who said paimon is linked to the sky?

100% paimon is asmoday, she has the same motifs in her clothing as the other shades and asmoday was missing

>>530683521
no way just like how Skirk makes people forget her? that makes too much sense surely fat xiao has some better story about it

>>530683602
Wasn't Paimon with us when Ronova made the deal with Capitano? Or was she conveniently absent during that scene?

dottore is going to kill bina

So did Istaroth plant the book in Enkanomiya and fuck their shit up by exposing them to the truth?

What shades do when they bored? There no way they play TCG right?

Asmoday loves her Master Aether and it makes Ronova jealous

>>530683732
She was and acted casual about the whole thing

>>530683780
they create dumb mini simulations like the one fromn the start of the video

>>530683584
in a way, she was fulfilling her duty to protect humans, but her method is too intrusive
one of the gods' main rules, generally, is not to interfere in human affairs

>>530683759
She didn't want them to get abyss'd so she gave them some hints.

>>530683852
I heard in one of those simulations Loomine is the canon mc can you believe it?!

>>530683602
In the trailer aren't they looking for Asmoday? I'd assume they know where traveler and Paimon are so if Asmoday=Paimon why are they searching?

>>530683732
Neither you nor Paimon bothered saying anything during the exchange and similarly Ronova didn't even comment on the presence of Paimon or (You), a literal descender
The whole thing felt stupid as fuck; you could LITERALLY remove both Paimon and MC from the scene and it'd play out the exact same way

What does this mean

Are the shades for (You)?

>>530683241
all of them are quite literally having a harem sex with Phanes aka Kevin aka Phainon aka KHASLANA rn

Bros...

>>530684017
Of course, this is a waifu collector harem game. All girls are for you.

REMINDER
Columbina, like every other girl in the game, is completely straight and for (You). They are not anorexic dolls you wish you could skinwalk into, they're not dykes, and they don't care about your troon headcanons.
Yuritroons don't spend, make or deserve anything. Just look at their disappointed parents.

>>530684017
Ronova is and maybe Isty

>>530684097
BASED

>>530684119
TRVKE

>>530683984
Stop asking questions!

Ashikai new video is up btw loregod

>>530684013
Phanes is a woman

Ronova showed Xbalanque the fate of Natlan unprompted for no reason, so Xbalanque asked for her help.

>>530684013
It's just Ronova, the pendant on the statue is an eye

>>530684013
Ronova has an eye on her chest and a small veil so it's all a reference to her and not the others

>>530684013
The veil and the thing on the chest is so stupid, only the wings look alike

>>530674779
Marry Istaroth
Fuck Asmoday
Kill Rhinedottir
Ignore Ronova

>>530684203
and is in love with Aether, the canon protagonist.

Why did the Shades do nothing when Lil dino was nuking the world over and over again until he finally said no?

What triggered the Aetherfags?

>>530684229
Probably because that if Natlan falls every other Nation is next?

umm actually I watched Big Timmy make a Youtube video in which he reads out loud a summary someone else wrote, so I'm basically a bit of a virtual archaeologist who uncovers hidden secrets all on my own... Heh, Genshin players just lack media literacy these days... Not beating the 'can't read' allegations!
W-wait, what do you mean Big Timmy's theory ended up being wrong? Uhh it's because... uhh wait let me find another video... Ah, it was all foreshadowed all along! Heh, of course I remember the vague implications written on the cardboard container of a piece of merchandise not available in my country... Just please disregard that for four years we were sure it meant something completely different!

>>530684109
PAIMON IS ALL OF THEM THEN PAIMON IS HEAVENLY PRINCIPLES

>almost reach the last archon
>suddenly pull a new group of gods out of your ass to replace the archons so you can run genshin for another 5 years

>>530684381
That was a vision of a future created by Istaroh. It's why you get to go back to the decision point over and over again until little buddy changed fate.

Loompag still crying?

Can we go 5 minutes without mentioning Aether

>>530684534
we need more funds for ZZZ please undrstand gweilo

>>530684381
It was another simulation

>>530684327
>>530684338
But the statue is flat while ronova has massive milkers?

>>530684586
always

>>530684534
There's 72 demons and we only saw 12, you do the math.

I don't get the Surtalogi's "aah I'm so bored, I'm so strong, you know what, go to Teywat and lvl up, so I could come and destroy everything"
Wasn't he just ONE of FIVE sinners who absorbed the power? Surely other 4 are just as strong as him, I mean Vedrfolnir is supposedly existing in all time simultaneousely, judging by Caribert quest, as he noticed us time traveling there, surely he can just slice Surtalogi's neck when he was a kid or something.

>>530684195
thanks. I'll check that out

Ronova pads her chest

>>530684426
They're always triggered no matter what.

Ronova will never be a mother
She has no use for her oversized milk trucks
Why is she not flat as a board?

Nice bait retarf

>>530684657
The tri-commission were embezzling from the construction funds.

Who cares about Archon Wars, right? That's so 1.0. The future is Recon Krai and three fuckable angels.

>>530684812
aether fucked this

>>530684657
If Zeus was real, and an ancient person saw them with their eyes, would they be able to perfectly replicate their image with a statue? Or need to describe what Zeus looked like to an artist, who then would have to interpret it with their own artistic skill and vision?

>>530684784
Genshin impact for decades!!!

I will impregnate Ronova.

How can the demiurge be evil when he personally made this cutie?

>>530684493
cope and seethe
the archives prove that this shit was telegraphed from at least november 2021 and /gig/ is the place all these shit sucking youtubers get their theories from
now fuck off back to you hallway simulator shartkek

>>530684808
lol
the story has progressed like 5 steps in 5 years

>>530684907
forgot pic

>>530684798
His story doesn’t make sense and it’s not really supposed to. he’s just going to be generic evil jobber with zero wins to make a playable character look good. If he wanted a fight he’d just fight celestia which has been btfoing abyss for centuries

>>530684948
she's fucking chopped, her head is 70% forehead

>>530684493
Who the fuck is big timmy

>>530684798
The Shades will never fight him because he's not a Descender. He's still chained to the fate of the Teyvat system. Other sinners have power for other things besides combat.

>>530684534
shameful and embarrassing display of zero lore knowledge, lorelet-kun
damn

Who is Phanes?
In Genshin lore, Phanes is the mysterious primordial god who emerged from the egg of the universe, brought order, and created Teyvat. Phanes is heavily associated with light, creation, and divine authority.

Who or what are the "Shades"?
The term "shades" appears in reference to seven entities created or associated with Phanes. The term is vague, but from context and lore fragments, here's what we know or can infer:

Shades = Divine Extensions: They may represent aspects, reflections, or avatars of Phanes—almost like divine fragments or servants.

Shades as Loyal Servants: The word "shade" can mean shadow, copy, or spirit. In many mythologies, shades serve their creator or master, sometimes in an almost worshipful or submissive role.

Shades as Concubines?
In symbolic or mythological terms, yes—shades are like concubines:

They are created by or bound to Phanes.

They serve him, likely without equal agency.

Their existence is tied to his will, much like concubines serve a king or emperor for legacy, pleasure, or symbolism.

The power dynamic is unequal—Phanes is the origin, the absolute, while the shades are extensions or lesser beings.

In mythic or divine cosmology (similar to Gnosticism or Chinese creation myths), creators often split themselves into subordinate gods or spirits that are both children and servants—sometimes even treated as vessels for the creator's continued influence or glory.

So while not sexual, the concubine comparison fits in the sense of:

-Devotion
-Creation from one source
-Serving a higher authority
-Being part of a divine "harem" of subordinate powers

Summary
Yes, in symbolic mythological terms, the shades can be seen as Phanes' concubines, not in a romantic or sexual way, but as servants, fragments, or vessels of his divine will. They exist to serve, reflect, and perpetuate Phanes' influence across the world.

>>530684948
she looks like she's up to no good

>>530684534
>new group
Lorelet-sama, please read the game, stop skipping...

>outsourcing your thinking to a glorified autocorrect
words cannot express the contempt I feel for you

This is Genshin Impact's canon MC. Say something nice about him.

Phanes is a man. His secretaries are women. Simple as.