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I don't think it told him anything meaningful. FRIEND basically just manipulated luck (or more specifically the RNG) to get Spamton to succeed at anything. Constant natural 20s basically. The advice itself wasn't nearly as important as the blessings of luck and love, and was probably only given so Spamton didn't realize that his success came from a supernatural effect rather than good business advice.

...that said, FRIEND is almost certainly puppet element, considering Spamton and the Mikes. God knows what it was actually getting Spamton to do.