So…. This is how the last bastion of SOUL does at Nintendo? With shitty calarts emasculating onions-kong? Let’s get one thing straight: anyone who was ever a hardcore and actual fan of Donkey Kong HATES the new bananza collectible shit, it’s a slap in the face to all rare fans that is very intentional, much like the star wars sequels were meant to piss off older fans. but what’s even worse is the design based off of the fucking movie

>seth rogen kong
>forced nu-soul calarts style
>makes le funny epic reaction faces (may as well also have DK saying “chat is this real?”)
>diddy replaced, now instead we get forced 13 year old girl boss telling us what to do and what to onions out over
>feathers. he has fucking feathers. why?
>every character seen so far has extremely reductive dialogue that is aimed toward shaming you, the player, for liking what worked in the past and not liking what they’re forcing now

How is any of this shit acceptable?