WHO WOULD WIN THIS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY?!?!

>THE SIX MOST CELEBRATED CAPTAINS IN IN THE BIGGEST VTUBER COMPANY IN THE WORLD BY MARKET CAPITALZIATION, ARMED WITH THE BIGGEST SPORTS EVENT IN JAPAN AND UNLIMITED BUDGET FOR A FINE TUNED ENGINE?
>a meek office lady turned singer trying her best to navigate the difficult world of a 20 years old barely known video game?

THE ANSWER WILL CONFUSE; ANGER, BAFFLE YOU AND UNBRAID PEKORA'S HAIR