I was in Puerto Vallarta last year with some friends. We spent the day at the beach cliff jumping into the ocean. A golden retriever followed us an hung out with us while we hiked along the shore. We went and swam in a waterfall and had the whole place to ourselves. Then we went and did an insane tree-top zipline course in a rainstorm on the top of a mountain. Then we did a Tequila tasting. Then we ate fresh seafood at a restaurant on the beach. At night we went to a bar in town and watched a firework show and a dude twirl torches on the beach. I drank some of the best margaritas I've ever had in my life. I ended up going back to my hotel with this petite, smoking hot, local chick. We fucked like rabbits and she let me bust in her without a condom. Then we sat out on the balcony and drank champagne. She climbed on top of me and road me again and then we both passed out. Here's a photo of Puerto Vallarta from google. According to OP, it's the same as being there.