Thread 2797448

I can travel for free using google earth

>>2797448 (OP)
Can you really though?

>>2797448 (OP)
>but the food
All recipes exist online or in local restaurants
>but the museums
All knowledge can be found online
>but you get to meet locals
I can just go on /int/
>but the experience
Completely superfluous

Yeah, I'll be honest OP, I was gonna argue with you, but your logic is flawless

>>2797448 (OP)
Too based for /trv/ award

I can have sex for free using PornHub.

>>2797448 (OP)
street view is a trip.
crazy how big this world is. I imagine her face in these places I look.

>>2797448 (OP)
This.

You can pretty much 90% experience a place on Google Maps

>>2797448 (OP)
Shit thread

/pol/tards unironically believe this shit

>>2797448 (OP)
I have a coworker that unironically says shit like this.

>>2797448 (OP)
This is giga-based, OP
Now you can see turd world shitholes without smelling the sewage and trash, or risking parasites and blood diseases that have been eliminated by the West thanks to simple hygiene.

But you won’t be able to easily fuck impoverished females.

Picrel is me in the Dominican Republic when I creampied a black teen.

>>2797448 (OP)
Kinda. I biked to Lake Michigan recently and I used Google Earth as my GPS and it worked find. I did spend some money on ice cream, but it could have easily cost me nothing.

>>2797448 (OP)
>I can travel for free using google earth
>never experience the breeze
>never experience the light changing
>never experience the smell
>never experience the true 3D view (VR doesn't count)
>never experience the joy in hardship it takes to travel
sure bud

I'm always for less tourists
so stay home in your cage and enjoy glorious google earth goy!

Why go through all the hustle and grind when anyone can download this picture and feel rich?

>>2797457
But the weather...
But the attractions...
But the local festivals...

>>2799381
>never experience the breeze
*farts*
>never experience the light changing
There's sunlight everywhere
>never experience the smell
Plenty of jeets stinking up every country
>never experience the true 3D view (VR doesn't count)
All video has motion parallax
>never experience the joy in hardship it takes to travel
Keep tormenting yourself then

I was in Puerto Vallarta last year with some friends. We spent the day at the beach cliff jumping into the ocean. A golden retriever followed us an hung out with us while we hiked along the shore. We went and swam in a waterfall and had the whole place to ourselves. Then we went and did an insane tree-top zipline course in a rainstorm on the top of a mountain. Then we did a Tequila tasting. Then we ate fresh seafood at a restaurant on the beach. At night we went to a bar in town and watched a firework show and a dude twirl torches on the beach. I drank some of the best margaritas I've ever had in my life. I ended up going back to my hotel with this petite, smoking hot, local chick. We fucked like rabbits and she let me bust in her without a condom. Then we sat out on the balcony and drank champagne. She climbed on top of me and road me again and then we both passed out. Here's a photo of Puerto Vallarta from google. According to OP, it's the same as being there.

>>2801468
I read your post while looking at the image. My imagination is strong enough, and now this is a memory I will tell people about

>>2801483
This guy travels for free using /trv/

>>2801182
>But the weather...
turn up your radiator
>But the attractions...
vr glasses
>But the local festivals...
you also have, by definition, local festivals in your town

>went to place in real life
>why
>it didn't have Google street view

>>2797448 (OP)
And you can have sex watching porn, genious

>>2801483
She had the best rhythm of any girl I've ever been with when she rode on top. She was in her 20's but she had the body of a 13 year old. She kept asking "is it good?"
And then "you finish in me?"

>>2801631
>had the body of a 13 year old

when was the last time you saw the body of a 13 year old anon?

>>2801639
We all know we want to fuck a 13 yo. The younger the better, I don’t understand people who pretend like sex with a 13 year old is a bad thing. Go outside have sex and drink some margaritas instead of using Google Earth faggots.

>>2801565
porn is better than sex. it’s more like, can you watch porn having sex? no. you made your decision. spent your time spent your money now you have to deal with the consequence and the inconvenience of pregnancy and using birth control. have fun.

>>2801468
If someone is hyping up zip lining you know the trip sucked lol

>>2801666
Ziplining is a totally different experience in the rain. And shit is different in Mexico. They will take your money even when it's potentially life-threatening. The rain lubes the cables and you go like twice as fast. Everyone else bailed, so it was just the 3 in our group. In those jungles, you can't see through the fog. The course was up in the jungle where they shot the Predator. It was the best $30 I spent in Mexico.

>>2797457
>all recipes exist online or in local restaurants
There are some ingredients / products that you literally can't get in your home country. That's how abominations like General Tso's Chicken get invented.
>all knowledge can be found online
View Picasso's Guernica online, and you get shitty pixelated images due to copyright. View Picasso's Guernica at the Reina Sofia Museum in Madrid, and you're overwhelmed by the sheer scale of it allowing it to give you its full emotional impact.
>I can just go on /int/
Talking to some anon who might be trolling with a VPN vs. meeting people who actually live there, including boomers or peasants who might barely even use the internet. Also you can't have sex on /int/.
>completely superfluous
Yeah again, /trv/, Google Earth, and Rick Steve's are decent and all, but have fun ziplining, mountain climbing, drinking, and dining on /trv/. At least u don't have to worry about visa or passport issues.

>>2797448 (OP)
This is true

>>2801557
China?