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>endless crab
I fall for this scam every time I go to the beach and see a restaurant that has it
>Get a pitiful half-cluster
>"You have to eat the whole thing before we can put in an order for more :^)"
>Eat it in one minute
>Waiter hides somewhere for fifteen minutes
>"Can I get some more?"
>"Sure, but we're pretty busy so they'll be about half an hour :^)"
>Grit my teeth and wait
>Another pitiful half-cluster
>Eat it in one minute
>By this point everyone else is done with their food and starts badgering me to give up and leave

The only other option is buffets, where the crab is inferior and you have to elbow through people surrounding the crab area like hyenas and grabbing as many as they can when a new tray comes out.

I love crab so much but the Jews simply won't let me have it.