Thread 21435988

Red Lobster bros we are so fucking back

>>21435988 (OP)
Niggers everywhere will be thrilled.

First off
>buy an add

Secondly this is doomed to fail because the people he’s appealing to can’t afford to eat out unless they start taking EBT

>>21435988 (OP)
At least they’re finally leaning into the stereotype of Red Lobster being a nigga restaurant

>>21435993
>>21435991
White southern people came up with seafood boils. You northern city slickers have no clue about culture of your own country.

I’m not eating at red lobster dude

>>21435998
>appealing only a portion of the market
more reasons this will fail

>>21435993
>>buy an add
can i buy a multiplication?

>>21436021
I'm gonna jam my red lobster up your asshole

>>21435998
No. Seafood is a thing from Brittany, France. They have the lobsters, langoustines, oysters and mussels. You don't. You fail at cooking, you fail at life, it's that simple.

You don't even know the difference between your shit tier lobster nobody wants and the proper product. get rekt.

>>21436024
yes but it will cost you a vowel, Pat.

>>21436032
Nigger shut the fuck up

>>21436033

Os are very cheap right now, but soon they'll cost more!

>>21436022
>only a portion
That's where you're wrong. This is in addition to their classic menu and fare, which had traditionally been NE-style seafood. Now it's NE- and SE-style. Good Lobbin' for the 'ster bros ahead!

I dont think the people like it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MbtC86cHYYU

>>21436032
Yes, the Bretons invented seafood. No one before them thought of catching and eating sea creatures.

>new and improved
Has this ever been a positive thing regarding foodstuff? It's always about removing good "expensive" ingredients and cooking methods while leaning into some sort of "if this crashes I can rent/sell the new soulless restaurant boxes" easier.

>>21435993
are you kidding? rich white yuppies love shit like this.
>OMG ITS SO AUTHENTIC!!!
the days of the old boomer slop places are quickly dying out. if you haven't noticed most menus are changing in recent times to reflect this.

>>21436022
>appealing only a portion of the market
tfw 13% of the market makes up 52% of the revenue

>>21435988 (OP)
Weaponized incompetence.
Bruh cant even beat chiilis/applebees at the price game. fr fr no cap

Overpriced slop, just like every seafood boil bag at every other seafood restaurant.

>>21438334
kek

>>21438416
you'd think jamal could at least trim his claws for the fucking ad
is that the ceo?

>>21438416
>>21438440
Why are they all baked potatoes. Pretty much the only cheaper than pasta!

>>21435988 (OP)

Don't expect to survive on tips lmao

The corn, which looks like it was just put in to bulk up the bag, gives it a cheap look.

>>21438644

Yeah. Corn is good in seafood but that's like a corn boil bag with some seafood

>>21435988 (OP)
When did Red Lobster become so nigger invested?
I have fond memories of going there with my grandparents in the 90s and it was an upscale dining experience.

>>21435988 (OP)
When did Red Lobster become so "urban"?
I have fond memories of going there with my grandparents in the 90s and it was an upscale dining experience.

I'm down with seafood boils, wish they'd expand more and include mudbugs

The place I worked out was cheaping out on corn and potatoes of all things
but they are great of course if your seasoning is great, but then that great seasoning overpowers the seafood. it was great to just get a half pound of sausage, a corn, a potato, and they'd throw in a boiled egg, and free rice.

>>21435988 (OP)
>seafood boil bags
holy sloppa

>>21438689
>wish they'd expand more and include mudbugs
Bit of a monkeys paw because youd end up paying $34 for 1.5 lbs of crawdads that got cooked in plain water, frozen, then shipped to be dropped into your boil for a couple minutes. They could be perfectly clean and still taste like mud

>>21435993

The only people who go to Red Lobster anymore are Black people.

>>21438689
why not breaded crawfish too? Popeyes did it years ago.

>>21435988 (OP)
You're missing the most important part of the new strategy--the seafood is cheap, but then they charge $20 for Lawrys. (There's also a $10 extra fee for washing the shrimp in dish deteregent.)

>>21435988 (OP)
*black

>>21435988 (OP)
>plastic boil bags
every day I wonder what humanity would be like if governments actually prevented corporations from poisoning the population

>>21439203
>recruit nogs as your only customers
>poison everyone who eats at your restaurant
wait a second... based?

>>21439239
every corporation does this stuff nonnie, race has no involvement, all corporations will poison anyone who they can make a profit off of, governments cannot be trusted to moderate these behaviors either, IRL is a legitimate dice roll every day

>>21435988 (OP)
He's bringing back the old recipe of the biscuits that were bigger!

>>21435988 (OP)
>Damola Adamolekun

>>21438665
>chain restaurant
>upscale dining experience
Wtf is wrong with you people?

>>21436032
no one cares europoor this is an American website

hehe nigger hehe jigaboo hehe basketball american hehe nigger nigger nigger big lipped nigger rape white women nigger fried chicken seafood niggers

>>21439203
So when niggers boil a bag you call it poison, but when Pierre De Bussy does it, you call it sous vide?

>>21439890
This but unironically

>>21439912
I have a sous vide and stopped using it when I learned about plastic poisoning

>>21440452
>poisoning
When does it get toxic?

>>21440530
the moment contact is made and increases exponentially with heat

>>21440538
So what not-previous-observed and significant symptoms are the goers of Red Lobster getting from regular plastic boiled food?

>>21440542
idc google it

>>21440538
Ok schizo

Literally walked into a Red Lobster today while I was drunk as shit driving my s2000 around and the lobster tank was empty and they were still open. I walked back out before anyone even saw me.

>>21435998
>White southern people came up with seafood boils
boiling that shit in a bag is 100% a nigga thing. white people don't do that

Used to work at RL. All nogs. No tips. Shit job.

>>21439916
>>21439890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeVRm8rVPK4

>>21440545
Oh you can just mention anything regarding severe short-term toxic symptoms from plastic poisoning. I wouldn't want to put words in your mouth.

>>21435988 (OP)
>>21435998
...and then there is Sous vide, which is food cooked in plastic bag slowly, and the cheese monkeys came up with that:

Sous vide, also known as low-temperature, long-time cooking, is a method of cooking invented by the French chef Georges Pralus in 1974, in which food is placed in a plastic pouch or a glass jar and cooked in a water bath for longer than usual cooking times at a precisely regulated temperature. The temperature is much lower than usually used for cooking, typically around 55 to 60 °C for red meat, 66 to 71 °C for poultry, and higher for vegetables.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sous_vide

>>21441717
It has to be mentioned that boil bags are not sous vide. The hint is in the name, you boil those bags like you would ready to eat food. Sous vide doesnt get boiled.

How the fuck do I sous vide without putting it in plastic bags? Alternatively, any bags that doesn't leech when used in sous vide temps?

>>21441819
Glass jars. The vacuum isnt necessary. You do have silicone bags I guess.

>>21435988 (OP)
>oh noooo plastics
> I'll die at 90 years old instead of 90.5 years old
>the horror

>>21441844
Another underaged retard who thinks anything is about years of quantity and not years of quality.

Since the other boil thread is dead and this one has turned into chemtrail discussion.
I'll repost my 1st attempt here.

>>21441880
I'm not sure why but this is a really appealing photo.
Awaiting the rest.

>>21441883
SHIIIIIETTT DIS YT BOI AINT GOT NUFF LAWRYS I KEN STILL TAYS DA FOO LMAO

>>21441895
Yeah it smells good while cooking. I can see why it's so popular. This was a test run to host a boil when it's summer here. Probably December.

>>21441942
How boring

>>21441942
You joke, but next time I will definitely need to add more heat. It was tasty, but needed more kick.

>>21441954
The hell is "lawrys"?

>>21435988 (OP)
>5$ drinks is a selling point
Fucking hell.

>>21439252
They can if they're a real government and not a corporate donation box.

>>21435988 (OP)
Red Lobster is only a good eat when it's near bankruptcy because the good deals is killing them. If they are out of the red, then clearly bankruptcy deals aren't there anymore. Not worth. Should wait for endless shrimp or crab to come back.

>>21442091
if its drinks thats pretty good

So what exactly makes boiled seafood negro food?

caught you sniffin' my boxers

>>21441874
>oh nooooo
>i'll have 90 years of quality instead of 90.5 years
>the horror

>>21442797
>laughing at 6 more months of quality life
Christ, you kids sure are braindead.

>>21439600
this is basically what i wanted to post. so have a (you)!

>>21442658
The fact that it's eaten primarily by negros

>>21442658
The amount of sodium they put in it. Most of the good seafood boil places around here are ran by vietnamese people for some reason, but their food isn't 99% salt so you can actually taste the food.

Why do it stink like coullion up in here?!!?

>>21441877
>>21441880
>>21441882
>>21441883
>discussing food and cooking
Where do you think you are?

Looks amazing btw

>>21441883
That’s looks tasty. The ones that are covered in and dripping red oily liquid look gross.

>>21443004
It looks plain as shit. It looks like a midwesterner's version of a seafood boil

>>21435988 (OP)
Red Lobster has always sucked unless you are craving unlimited shrimp scampi and pasta. The boil bag kinda has me interested if its the real deal.

>>21439890
me as soon as i enter the red lobster

>>21443011
No it looks like a boil that won't cause hypertension and you can actually taste what you're eating instead of just "seasoning"

>>21443058
IF YOU SNEEZIN IT AINT SEASONED

>>21443058
If you're looking to avoid hypertension maybe a big plastic bag full of boiled seafood and corn isn't for you

>>21441942
AW HELL NAW MUHFUCKA

>>21443087
Why tho? Boiled seafood and corn is really healthy unless you pour bags of seasoning (flavored salts) in the boil water or you drown the food in butter like an animal.

>>21439600
this guy's linkedin is crazy

>>21443198
What's crazy about it?

>>21443120
>no seasoning, no butter
Who would do this?

>>21443198
>surprised that a black guy with an mba gets easy jobs

>>21443212
He didn't say none. He said don't drown it or dredge it through a pile of muh fuggin seeznin

>>21443216
You might be able to MAYBE make a case that the GS job was because he was black but not TPG or Paulson & Co

>>21443223
Look at it
>>21441883
What's the point? I suppose if you live in North Saskatoon Idaho this is good eats but holy shit, man... why?

>>21439631
giving internet to people not affiliated with higher ed or scientific research was when humanity basically elected to commit cultural suicide

>>21443212
I din't say dat. I said the seafood boils that are dripping and oozing that red oily seafood boil sauce are disgusting. All you taste is the red oil and the seafood is always overcooked and it's a fucking mess to eat. The anon who made the boil earlier ITT clearly seasoned the food without going overboard and provided a ramekin of butter for judicious dipping. His boil looks good. The point is to taste the seafood and the other foods, not completely mask it with massive amounts of flavored red salt and butter. If all you want to taste is the red oil sauce, you can save money on seafood and just dip Wonder Bread in the red oil for the same taste. Or pour it over pasta or rice, idk.

>>21443237
The same reason I don't want my barbecue smothered in sauce

>>21442958
>>21443004
Thanks anons! Bloody tasty, and I've still got about half of it left for din dins tonight.

>>21443237
I applied a zesty filter for you.

>>21443798
Hmhm lookatdat sofoo hmm lookin scrumptious

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faggot nigger can't take his hat off bald ass nigger hiding his bald nigger niggerness with his nigger hat nigger supermarket niggers don't know how to take their hats off

>>21444189
>>21444241
you ok? need someone to talk to?

>>21444247
Certainly not a NIGGER

>>21444252
kek

>>21442122
>endless shrimp
That was just a scam by the Private Equity firm that bought the chain. The PE firm also owned a shrimp farm in Thailand. They basically raped Red Lobster by forcing the restaurant chain to buy their Thai shrimp to send all the money overseas to that farm where it couldn't be clawed back by a bankruptcy court. Then they bankrupted themselves out of having to pay the RL debt at all.

Does anyone know if the same PE firm still owns Red Lobster, or did they get forced to sell the chain to new ownership? What about the restaurant locations, are they still owned by a shell corporation that leases them back to the chain, and is that shell corporation also owned by the same PE firm?

>>21436032
>French invented seafood
most retarded thing I've read in years, and even then, do you not know what a cajun is? a massive area in the south is full of french descent people called Cajuns.

anyways, paris is now 70% black/middle eastern LMAO. there goes the capital city. Paris is less white than Lousiana. There's more ethnic French people in Louisiana than there is in Paris, and soon, Canada will have more ethnic French people than France itself.

let thank sink in for a moment, now seethe.

>>21438416
>USD$43.99 for some prawns in a bag
grim beyond words

>>21443017
looks good
but they are expensive. I'm not sure it's a "deal". it's just a menu item

>>21435988 (OP)
So it is called Red Nigger, or Black Lobster now?

>>21445838
and a lobster tail and crab legs

>>21445948
don’t forget all the cheap asscorn

>>21445950
and red potatoes

>>21445948
>>21445950
>>21445954
thoughts and prayers lads

>>21438100
>only rich people can afford to eat out now
hm

>>21445948
>>21445954
You notice the menu doesn't specify the amount or weight of any of those items, does it retard? I've been to a decent few places that specifically do seafood boil and the only decent ones are honest enough to tell you how much of the eyecatching items each bag includes. Even the shrimp, especially the shrimp, vary greatly in size. Just marking them off as a number is a sure sign that you're getting ripped off, and you specifically will go back because you don't know any better.
Even the better restaurants that do seafood boil on demand miss the point anyway, eating this style of food in a restaurant setting.

>>21446059
doesn't specify the amount and weight of any of those items*

>>21446059
yes I did notice that. I read the menu, unlike the other anon who failed to know the items included.

>>21442797
Your concept of quality is not my concept of quality. We are not the same.

>>21443198
>Brown University
lol

You Will eat the zogboiled slopbags

>>21446077
>I read the menu
then you should have been disparaging it like the other anon did. If you knew anything about these sorts of restaurants you'd know that's a red flag for getting scammed, but I guess you're tugging at your leash to get some low-quality seafood.

>>21435988 (OP)
He is turning it into andre’s steakhouse

>Anon posts about seafood boils starting in Brittany
>amerimutts begin posting about immigration

>>21435988 (OP)
Boomers spent years nickel and diming every business. Everything driven to the point it became shit in an effort to fund their lifestyles at the expense of literally everything else. Who could have guessed making service better and products more affordable are good business practices.

>>21441942
It's okay if you like bland food and maybe have a weak tum-tum. Nobody's judging you.

>>21438416
Jesus christ that's real fucking inflated. And you know they're just boiling it in Old Bay like everyone else.

>>21438416
How is the Mariner's Boil 600 Cal when the Sailor's Boil is 1320 Cal?

They except EBT?

>>21447448
>speaks in EBT

>>21446889
>It's bland because I can still taste the shrimp!!!!!

>>21438416
That's a rip-off and that's exactly why Red Lobster is dying and will die.

>>21445948
omg 43 dollars for one lobster tail my god please sir fuck my backdoor harder please!!!!!

>>21447517
>>21446851
the point is the other anon was completely wrong. the shrimp only bag is much cheaper.
his inability to read the menu makes his position less credible.

>>21439600
ambatokum

>>21443232
It's funnier when you see it as a cycle of DEI and credentialism.

>Gets into Brown because he's black
>Gets into Goldman because he went to Brown
>Gets into Harvard because he's black
>Gets into TPG because he went to Harvard

The way we slingshot unaccomplished retards into important positions is ancien regime-tier.

>>21435998
>Cajuns are white

>>21447382
No sausage, crustacean meat is basically pure protein and the meat yield on the crab and lobster is probably lower than a dozen shrimp.

>>21449074
>The way we slingshot unaccomplished retards into important positions is ancien regime-tier.
I would appreciate it if you would stop making off topic and negative comments about socialist programs. The entire African-American middle and upper classes exist BECAUSE of stuff like Affirmative Action and DEI. If unaccomplished retards were NOT put into important positions, then that would be racism. Simple as.

>>21438416
>That price
>Just the tail
What a fucking rip off
You should get the entire fucking lobster for that kind of money

>>21435988 (OP)
So Red Lobster is turning from a restaurant for elderly white people to a restaurant for upwardly mobile middle-aged black people? Interesting

>>21443871
my name is D'Scrumptious Cownbrate

>>21443120
>noooo not the heckin' salt!

You got hypertension, old man?

>>21450318
Mr. D'Scrumptious, you appear to be the same person as Mr. Bonneville, but now you are wearing a hat and sunglasses.

Not sure why you would ever need salt for seafood if it already comes from the ocean.

>>21449074
>>21449185
DEI is over, why aren't you CEO yet?

>>21450979
hi damola!

>>21445819
Ah, the classic scheme of laundering money offshore through Thai shrimp farms... Very clever.

>>21449074
>>21449185
>t. seething poor white trash that struggled at community colleges

>>21447625
Your inability to spot a scam makes your position at the gay bar gloryhole less credible, prawnboy.

>>21442122
>endless crab
I fall for this scam every time I go to the beach and see a restaurant that has it
>Get a pitiful half-cluster
>"You have to eat the whole thing before we can put in an order for more :^)"
>Eat it in one minute
>Waiter hides somewhere for fifteen minutes
>"Can I get some more?"
>"Sure, but we're pretty busy so they'll be about half an hour :^)"
>Grit my teeth and wait
>Another pitiful half-cluster
>Eat it in one minute
>By this point everyone else is done with their food and starts badgering me to give up and leave

The only other option is buffets, where the crab is inferior and you have to elbow through people surrounding the crab area like hyenas and grabbing as many as they can when a new tray comes out.

I love crab so much but the Jews simply won't let me have it.

>>21445819

I, too, watched that episode of Bankrupt

>>21447360
>Jesus christ that's real fucking inflated.

They have to inflate the price because NigNogs don't tip and half of them will dine and dash. They'd go bankrupt charging normal prices.

>>21435988 (OP)
Thanks OP, I'll never eat at Red Lobster again!