>horse ralsei walks into a bar
the bartender asks: why do you NOT have a long face?
>horse ralsei responds: all the length went to my cAAc
the bartender asks: are you a baa or a horse, i can't tell.
>horse ralsei responds: i like to CUM.
the bartender looks confused.
the bartender asks: do you love TV?
>horse ralsei responds: i love the horse shows.
the bartender asks: can you please not post forbidden horse show? it not family friendly content for 4chan.
>horse ralsei responds: fuck the rules and fuck jannies
the bartender asks: when did you become a based bro ralsei?
>horse ralsei responds: when i violently impregnated susie
the bartender is stunned...
the bartender tells the audience that we'll be back after these messages...
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