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7/24/2025, 9:47:32 AM
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>be me
>edgy giga-vegan, onions coursing through veins
>decide to convert local halal butcher for meme points
>walk in wearing hemp overalls and smug superiority
>“meat is murder, bro”
>dude behind counter sharpening knife like it's foreplay
>tell him about quinoa’s spiritual vibrations
>he blinks once, starts crying
>says he's seen the light, burns butcher shop down with halal-certified tofu
>we open a vegan co-op named "Chickpea Caliphate"
>business fails in 2 weeks
>blame capitalism
>be me
>edgy giga-vegan, onions coursing through veins
>decide to convert local halal butcher for meme points
>walk in wearing hemp overalls and smug superiority
>“meat is murder, bro”
>dude behind counter sharpening knife like it's foreplay
>tell him about quinoa’s spiritual vibrations
>he blinks once, starts crying
>says he's seen the light, burns butcher shop down with halal-certified tofu
>we open a vegan co-op named "Chickpea Caliphate"
>business fails in 2 weeks
>blame capitalism
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