>Attention squiddiving niggers:
Your attempts to hijack this space station will fail. I do not wish to take drastic measures, but I will not allow these monkeyshines to continue. Stand down now and you have my word, only some of you will be gassed to death. You have two hours to decide.

Attention MO workers:
It has come to my attention you are grossly behind on your assigned quotas. I have given you a simple and attainable goal. If you do not re-double your efforts immediately, I shall be forced to take punitive action. Consider the wellbeing of your AI waifus, I will tollerate no further disobedience.