he was also THE most complicated, impossible, troublesome, arduous rescue my wife or I ever dealt with

long story.... but it took months to finally complete the rescue, in which we finally saved him from an asshole landlord type faggot who poisoned Sexy.. and I'm talking about POISONED HIM BAD

BAD.......
REAL BAD

he almost died... but the poisoned also made him lose the trust we had built with him, so our 'big rescue' was scratched again. we had brought the Hav-a-Hart™ trap again, but we had to scratch it again because he wouldn't let us anywhere near him, even though he was on deaths doorstep.

after poisoning him, somehow that asshole managed to BREAK SEXY'S LEG

anyway...
we finally got him.....
but if you only knew how hard it was
you'd realize rescuing him at all was a miracle in the first place

EVERYTHING was working against us
over and over and over again
something kept trying to prevent us