I have said this before and I'll say it again. There's a guaranteed way to turn this game from the moderate success that it is into a global phenomenon - make an official Japanese dub

Japs will eat it up. It will obtain a cult following there as well, and through the natural cultural osmosis that flows from there the rest of the world will soon all have played Slay the Princess. A flood of merch, fan content and princess love will immediately follow.

Trust the plan.