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Anonymous No.712627673 >>712628210 >>712628258 >>712628286 >>712628802 >>712629598 >>712630204 >>712630976 >>712641787 >>712644198 >>712648281 >>712665424 >>712669790 >>712673649 >>712680180 >>712683728
Slay the Princess
Worth checking out?
Anonymous No.712628210 >>712628557 >>712629949 >>712630997 >>712633420 >>712658180 >>712658829
>>712627673 (OP)
tranny devs, tranny game
Anonymous No.712628258 >>712630571
>>712627673 (OP)
Absolutely. You even have the devs' approval to pirate if you can't afford it instead of watching some youtube faggot stream.
Anonymous No.712628286 >>712656118
>>712627673 (OP)
You are on a path /v/
Anonymous No.712628557
>>712628210
>heterosexual married couple devs
You are obsessed. Your brain is putrefying.
Anonymous No.712628802
>>712627673 (OP)
Pseud ren'py slop
Anonymous No.712629504
I want to marry Tabitha!

But yes, both of their games are excellent.
Anonymous No.712629598
>>712627673 (OP)
Yeah, you can get the full experience over a leisurely weekend, I'd say.
Anonymous No.712629616 >>712629868 >>712632875
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.712629868
>>712629616
Why wouldn't it be?
Anonymous No.712629949
>>712628210
Said the tranny anon
Anonymous No.712630204 >>712630571
>>712627673 (OP)
Above all else, yes
It's a game that will stay with you
Anonymous No.712630465 >>712630505 >>712631013 >>712667146
Bros, I won't be able to post properly in this week's thread. My country is doing stupid shit again. I think they're fucking with cloudflare servers. The whole 4chan has been running shitty for 4 days now. The website barely works. It takes me 10-20 minutes to make even one post. The captcha doesn't work I have to try 10 times for it to show up. I also can't post images as they won't load. How do I fix this shit?
Anonymous No.712630505 >>712630597
>>712630465
Sounds like DPI fuckery. Russian?
Anonymous No.712630571
>>712628258
>>712630204
That's pretty based.
Anonymous No.712630597 >>712631092
>>712630505
Yep
Anonymous No.712630976
>>712627673 (OP)
No, its garbage. The only reason I pirated it is because it is spammed here constantly 24/7. Its pretty much guaranteed that OP is also a shill, but I'm posting this as a warning to anyone else passing by.
Buy an ad
Anonymous No.712630997 >>712659712 >>712676970 >>712680242 >>712697257
>>712628210
The devs are a straight married couple.
Anonymous No.712631013 >>712632245
>>712630465
But I'll miss you...
Anonymous No.712631092 >>712632245
>>712630597
https://github.com/ValdikSS/GoodbyeDPI
Should still work.
Anonymous No.712632245 >>712633013 >>712636962 >>712658710
>>712631013
I'm still reading the thread.
>>712631092
I know about this program. The problem is, I'm phoneposting. I found an android version of this, so I'll give it a try.
Anonymous No.712632271
I can't wait to talk about this game in 5~ years when everyones forgotten it
Anonymous No.712632875
>>712629616
YUP
Anonymous No.712633013 >>712645118
>>712632245
>Spoiler
I would be interested in it if you could make it work. I am too busy these days to be on the 'puter all day...
Anonymous No.712633420 >>712658180
>>712628210
fpbp
Anonymous No.712633615 >>712697185
Do NOT ship The Princess with Monika.
Anonymous No.712634043
So what % of the thread is actually going to be about the game this week? I bet only 5%
Anonymous No.712634201
New chapter of fury of a shattered mirror got release btw
Anonymous No.712634326 >>712635690 >>712638108 >>712654287
Why have you not downloaded the first episode of Scarlet Hollow for free yet?
Anonymous No.712635189 >>712635730 >>712657145
video from last week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYeCfC2cWPw
Anonymous No.712635690
>>712634326
I'll do it when they announce the release date for chapter 5
Anonymous No.712635730
>>712635189
KINO
Anonymous No.712636321 >>712636643 >>712637576
how do i get princess gf
Anonymous No.712636643
>>712636321
ask a rich crow man to put you in a universe machine
Anonymous No.712636702
I started it but got bored
They as a general up on here for months
Anonymous No.712636962 >>712645118
>>712632245
>android
I'm pretty sure an Android APK version exists that doesn't need root access, look up on byedpi on github or fdroid. My girlfriend uses one but I can't ask her right now.
Anonymous No.712637576
>>712636321
Start visiting several woodland cabins, checking their basements for princesses. When you eventually find one and free her, she'll be so thankful she'll totally be your girlfriend.
Anonymous No.712638108 >>712638805 >>712640362 >>712654287
>>712634326
Is it good?
Anonymous No.712638805 >>712640213
>>712638108
No. It's interesting to see Black Tabby grow as developers, tho: you can see how StP came out of them learning from their mistakes in SH
Anonymous No.712639339 >>712639734 >>712641296 >>712641468 >>712654438
ded
Anonymous No.712639734
>>712639339
No. This is happiness
Anonymous No.712640213
>>712638805
What’s bad about it?
Anonymous No.712640362
>>712638108
If you like vn's with choices that let you choose your path yeah. Give it a shot if the art isn't filtering you hard like others.
Anonymous No.712641296
>>712639339
Good
Anonymous No.712641468
>>712639339
Good
Anonymous No.712641787 >>712642724
>>712627673 (OP)
I don't think it is. It was nothing more than pseudo-intellectual nonsense larping as some deep, profound narrative about literary/video game hero tropes.
Anonymous No.712642724
>>712641787
You haven't read the vn
Anonymous No.712643304 >>712643661 >>712643667
>Are you a monarchist? Is slaying a princess that much worse than slaying a fisherman or a miller or a seamstress? If anything, slaying a princess is much better than slaying a seamstress. Seamstresses contribute something of value to society.
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.712643661
>>712643304
Despite sounding British the narrator is, in fact, American.
Anonymous No.712643667 >>712644001 >>712645030
>>712643304
Sounds just like an objective statement of truth. Monarchism is inherently and deeply flawed system for governmental rule.
Anonymous No.712644001 >>712644164
>>712643667
Monarchy had a tax rate of like 1.5 percent and rulers who even at their worst considered the lives of their subjects valuable
The technological level of the middle ages was bad, but the politics was much better then now
Anonymous No.712644164
>>712644001
based retard
Anonymous No.712644198 >>712644359 >>712644548
>>712627673 (OP)
>Stanley Parable but somehow even more pretentious
No.
Anonymous No.712644359
>>712644198
>Pretentious
Of what pretense?
Anonymous No.712644403
>Baiters are pity bumping the threads
Bros...
Anonymous No.712644548 >>712647169
>>712644198
These are two completely different games. The narrator in StP is a character, not a metashit.
Anonymous No.712645030
>>712643667
So there should be no kings?
Anonymous No.712645118
>>712633013
>>712636962
I'm trying to fix it. It's not really working so far. What domain is responsible for captcha and file uploads?
Anonymous No.712647062 >>712649006
woke
Anonymous No.712647169 >>712648001
>>712644548
What makes The Narrator in SP different? just that he doesn't still respond to the player?
Anonymous No.712647219 >>712648112
What if Princess but goat?
Anonymous No.712648001
>>712647169
Besides that there are no fourth wall breaks, Slay the Princess’s Narrator is a defined character. Even if it’s not all apparent to the player at the start, The Narrator has a real backstory and motivation, and all of his actions are consistent with those.

The Stanley Parable’s Narrator has no consistency, he’s whatever the game calls for at the time. Sometimes he’s an impartial observer, others a sadistic tormentor, or a stand-in for the developers, or an innocent victim in his own right. It’s never actually explained what he is or why he does what he does. It’s all a big joke, which is fine since that’s what the game is going for, but it’s not StP’s narrator.
Anonymous No.712648112 >>712669724
>>712647219
Scarlet Hollow has goat.
Anonymous No.712648281 >>712648615
>>712627673 (OP)
The princesses has a cringy American accent
Anonymous No.712648615 >>712649162 >>712652003
>>712648281
She’s American.
Anonymous No.712649006
>>712647062
All the best games are.
Anonymous No.712649162 >>712649869
>>712648615
That’s the problem, the devs should have hired a British actress.
Anonymous No.712649869 >>712650289
>>712649162
>oi guvna you avin a giggle m8 cheeky cunt lemme outta dis cabin or I’ll smack you right in the gobba I will innit
Anonymous No.712650289
>>712649869
>like oh My Gaawd let me out of this dank basement, like the floor’s totally bruising my feet, like what do you think I got this $200 pedicure for???? And I can’t get any cellular down here, hello? Did I just step into a renaissance faire?
Anonymous No.712651610 >>712652189 >>712674978 >>712685668
Tabitha thighs
Anonymous No.712652003
>>712648615
All Americans have a cringy American accent
Anonymous No.712652189 >>712653931 >>712685668
>>712651610
Tabithighs
Anonymous No.712652840 >>712653620
Tony may have gone to far in a few places but the princess is cute and she loves you. What else do you need
Anonymous No.712653620 >>712655892
>>712652840
What places
Anonymous No.712653931 >>712685668
>>712652189
She’s still got them double thicc thighs
Anonymous No.712654287 >>712666738
>>712634326
I can not get over anything about it. I get it's their special project but holy shit it's like a teenager's pet project let lose without any understanding of what the player would want or engage in with a VN.
I know it would hurt them both emotionally and financially but they be better off killing it, taking it apart and bring back a much better, leaner VN.

That's what made STP such a hit, it was compact and tight and polished as fuck. Three characters, tight locations, with an arty farty plot that isn't pretension (rare as hen's teeth anymore), that always encourages you to go back and try different paths.

>>712638108
It's a wobbly VN that tries to be ambitious but like any of these episodic like VNs it just putters around and drags with no clear path forward. Also it fell for the trap of special talents/powers at the start, that stuff always sounds great but you can tell with each episode it gets worse and worse at keeping things tied together.
Anonymous No.712654438 >>712654898 >>712656195
>>712639339
wwwjams art is always great
Anonymous No.712654898 >>712656195 >>712656462 >>712656883 >>712658062
>>712654438
WHERE IS HE?
The man has us worried sick
Anonymous No.712655892
>>712653620
IMO mostly when you go to the cabin and talk to the vessels
Anonymous No.712656118
>>712628286
Is there decent mobile coverage?
Anonymous No.712656195
>>712654438
>>712654898
>tfw one day jam will just stop caring about StP and we'll lose our only drawfag
Anonymous No.712656316
Need to be haunted by specter gf STAT.
Anonymous No.712656462
>>712654898
He's probably more subtle now that he's finished his bunny princesses.
Anonymous No.712656883
>>712654898
he's working on the shifty drawing
Anonymous No.712657145
>>712635189
Kek
Anonymous No.712658062 >>712658562
>>712654898
He's recognized that these threads are dead and isn't posting here out of politeness. Same reason why AI-anon has stopped posting. Only the anon completing the chief witchfag's twelve labors and creating videos with the commission is left standing.
Anonymous No.712658180
>>712628210
>>712633420
good morning, saars
Anonymous No.712658562 >>712660894
>>712658062
Princess…slain?
Anonymous No.712658710 >>712661084
>>712632245
ain't that much of a techfag but doesn't a DNS change work wonders too?
Anonymous No.712658829
>>712628210
fpbp
Anonymous No.712659314 >>712662907
Basedby, woke is what you came for
Good games by SJWs
And everyone is playing them
Cause they’re the games for you
Anonymous No.712659712 >>712662352 >>712676970 >>712696878
>>712630997
no way that thing on the right is a woman
Anonymous No.712660894
>>712658562
in short
Anonymous No.712661084
>>712658710
Well, it fixed the captcha, but I still can't post images. I can't even update the thread I have to use VPN to do it.
Anonymous No.712662352 >>712666550 >>712676970
>>712659712
Well, she is.
Anonymous No.712662907 >>712664748
>>712659314
I come here to get AWAY from woke!
Anonymous No.712664748
>>712662907
I come here to get closer
Anonymous No.712664857
need
Anonymous No.712665424 >>712667510
>>712627673 (OP)
can someone tell me where the new slop the princess link is
Anonymous No.712666550
>>712662352
>abby
that's rumer willis
Anonymous No.712666738
>>712654287
It's their autism that brings them high and their autism that brings them low.
Overall they have produced more total value then the average developer, even if the distribution is lobsided.
Anonymous No.712667146
Can someone ritualpost for me? I'm this guy >>712630465 I can't make the ritual post this week.
Anonymous No.712667510 >>712682314
>>712665424
>new
The old one works perfectly fine.
https://rentry.org/slop_the_princess
Anonymous No.712667957
WHEN IS THE COLLECTOR'S EDITION SHIPPING OUT, I'M AT MY FUCKING LIMIT
Anonymous No.712668537 >>712673527 >>712692827
Reminder: She may be out of your league, but she'll always be our lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyQoIaOElok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt07oWWBv6M
https://streamable.com/zo978q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt3DRMaDQ34
https://files.catbox.moe/9vot50.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96JlSc96j0Y
https://vocaroo.com/1oQOw6iS4Nzw

VA posts:
https://voca.ro/17P2Qdkd51JE
https://voca.ro/12JO44hBQQey

Prompt archive:
[OLD]https://rentry.org/3khtx
[NEW]https://rentry.org/ixc4p

Old threads:
https://rentry.org/cgs3y

Razor game:
https://files.catbox.moe/fkwqyk.7z

Commission:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16W6e3R24Xxmp810y9VfepCmMIapha3qV

AI Content:
https://rentry.org/slop_the_princess
Anonymous No.712669501 >>712671519 >>712675592
I have said this before and I'll say it again. There's a guaranteed way to turn this game from the moderate success that it is into a global phenomenon - make an official Japanese dub

Japs will eat it up. It will obtain a cult following there as well, and through the natural cultural osmosis that flows from there the rest of the world will soon all have played Slay the Princess. A flood of merch, fan content and princess love will immediately follow.

Trust the plan.
Anonymous No.712669724
>>712648112
Okay, NOW I'll play your game.
Anonymous No.712669790 >>712675141
>>712627673 (OP)
Don't lie to yourself and others. You played this game already. Probably multiple times. No one gives a fuck about this game except those with schizophrenia aka /v/. You're just trying to shill it again.
Anonymous No.712671519 >>712672190 >>712686231
>>712669501
is the game really that good to you?
Anonymous No.712672190
>>712671519
Yes.
Anonymous No.712673527
>>712668537
Thanks, anon. It took me an hour to tell you that.
Anonymous No.712673649
>>712627673 (OP)
>vore scene
yah
Anonymous No.712674978
>>712651610
needs tummy
Anonymous No.712675141
>>712669790
Actually, no. Saw it on sale on GoG and noticed that it had pretty good score. Remember that I had seen people talk about it here too.
Anonymous No.712675592 >>712676536 >>712678796
>>712669501
But who would voice the Princess and the Narrator?
Anonymous No.712676536
>>712675592
Wakamoto for the narrator
Anonymous No.712676970
>>712662352
>>712659712
>>712630997
Trannies have done irreversible damage to β€œaverage and below” looking women like Christ man that Dev is clearly a average looking girl
Anonymous No.712678796
>>712675592
But women don't make video games.
Anonymous No.712680180
>>712627673 (OP)
Let's see.... oh god no.
Anonymous No.712680242
>>712630997
lol
Anonymous No.712680538 >>712681275
What if The Princess...WAS BELLE DELPHINE?
Anonymous No.712681275 >>712681889
>>712680538
Don't you dare insult the Princess like that ever again.
Anonymous No.712681889 >>712682071
>>712681275
What if The Princess...WAS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY?
Anonymous No.712682071 >>712682670 >>712684343 >>712685694 >>712700708
>>712681889
Ok, hear me out here
Anonymous No.712682314
>>712667510
the first download link is broken
Anonymous No.712682670
>>712682071
I hear the language of the Gods you are speaking. Consider me on-board.
Anonymous No.712683563 >>712684282 >>712684495
Hope after they finish scarlett hollow they do another round of slay the princess content to raise funds for their third game.
Anonymous No.712683728 >>712683960
>>712627673 (OP)
What happens if I slay her asshole rawdog with no lube instead?
Anonymous No.712683960 >>712684202
>>712683728
The end of the world
Anonymous No.712684202
>>712683960
That's a strange way of saying chafing but that fair point.
Anonymous No.712684282
>>712683563
Pretty sure Scarlet Hollow sales are going to fund the third game.
Anonymous No.712684343 >>712684938 >>712685736
>>712682071
what would her voices sound like
Anonymous No.712684495
>>712683563
they're never touching this IP again
Anonymous No.712684938
>>712684343
Soft and sharp?
Stranger but only one at a time?
Autism?
It could be anything really
Anonymous No.712685668 >>712685774 >>712689960 >>712690785
>>712651610
>>712653931
>>712652189
What a pathetic retarded faggot samefagging his disgusting tranny hollow bullshit aastroturfing.
On the bright side, I want to thank him for being the cunt he is - it saddened me, but I realized I should cancel my StP Collector's Edition order, because I'd be funding that garbage tranny groid game with my purchase, and I don't wanna do that. I'd rather think they made the masterpiece I love that StP is, after which they stopped making games. :)
So, whoever you are, faggot sneedlet troonlow spammer in every weekly, thank you for saving me like 250 euro!
Anonymous No.712685694
>>712682071
This would basically be Princess and the Dragon, no? Maybe the third voice gets stuck in the Princess's head instead of us
Anonymous No.712685736
>>712684343
All hands on deck and seemingly disassociated with the current situation with lines tangentially/metaphorically tied to what's happening.
Anonymous No.712685774
>>712685668
k
Anonymous No.712686231 >>712688034
>>712671519
NTA, but it's more than "that good" to me personally. It has remained in the back of my mind permanently for 2 months and change now. It is unlike anything I have played, even though the tags posted a bit earlier here make it sound borderline generic when presented out of context.
How many games have you played, especially recently, where you didn't feel like someone is trying to judge you or impose a certain viewpoint on you, but instead you are given an endless multitude of choices that legitimately matter a WHOLE lot, and every one you make leads you to a literal and metaphorical mirror, where you come face to face with both yourself and what your decisions resulted in?
It's like the game shows you a Rorschach blotch without looking at it, and is only interested in making you interpret it for YOURSELF.
I cried sincerely, I laughed earnestly, and I will always treasure it. The music, in particular, is just so, so impactful as well.
Even if you think you are this cold-hearted cynic, if you legitimately give it a chance, the game WILL get to you, and you WILL feel something.
Play it.
Anonymous No.712688034 >>712688260
>>712686231
i did play it and i thought it was boring
Anonymous No.712688260 >>712688974
>>712688034
How much did you play of it?
If games where you have to read a lot aren't to your liking, then I can't really change your mind.
Shame, though.
Anonymous No.712688974
>>712688260
i finished it. i just don't think anything about it felt exceptional or unique. games judging you by your choices, games allowing you to see how you alter its universe, and in-game characters that are basically god are nothing new, even with all its meta stuff. the looping over and over with no sense of progression or knowing when it would end also made me less keen on continuing
Anonymous No.712689257 >>712701134
fresh off the press https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJwtkNe_jO0
Anonymous No.712689960
>>712685668
>ik ook's still malding
Anonymous No.712690695
Did anyone else feel more romance from Cage's unhappy marriage the HEA's?
It could just be me but the grim determinism made me really want to kiss her
Anonymous No.712690785
>>712685668
Why are you Dutch?
Anonymous No.712691943 >>712692431
why other game have nigger
Anonymous No.712692431
>>712691943
Makes the ghouls and zombies stand out less
Anonymous No.712692827 >>712693405
>>712668537
Anon please please please please I even saw your posts on the archive, the first link in the download on the slop one just redirects to "none"

Please help...
Anonymous No.712693405 >>712693442 >>712698150
>>712692827
I am not the usual guy, nor the slopmeister
But now that you mention it I do have that exact thing downloaded
Take:
https://files.catbox.moe/8wur1e.rar
Anonymous No.712693442 >>712693603
>>712693405
I know I shouldn't trust random downloads on 4chan... but........ horse princess..........
Anonymous No.712693603
>>712693442
Trust me!
No dolphin porn, I promise!
(Only .exe files and .pdf files can usually contain viruses, unless something truly terrible has happened)
Anonymous No.712695225 >>712695696
Princessfags cannot refute this
Anonymous No.712695242
Anonymous No.712695696
>>712695225
not wanting immortality =/= hating all immortal beings
Anonymous No.712696523 >>712705565
Specter may be my favorite, but Prisoner is a close second. Truly a kindred spirit.
Anonymous No.712696878
>>712659712
the makeup and hairstyle just make her look weird
Anonymous No.712697185
>>712633615
>average lesbian couple
>chronic manipulator and control freak
>prisoner whose identity is literally at the whims of how others perceive her, has no real sense of self identity
reminds me of my mom's cousin's lesbian relationships.
Anonymous No.712697257
>>712630997
FEEEET
Anonymous No.712698150 >>712698487
>>712693405
wait is this part 1 or all
Anonymous No.712698487 >>712701216
>>712698150
Just part one I believe
Anonymous No.712700708
>>712682071
you insane bastard
Anonymous No.712701134 >>712702802
>>712689257
damn need needle gf
Anonymous No.712701216
>>712698487
I need it so bad
Anonymous No.712702802
>>712701134
you're telling me
Anonymous No.712705565
>>712696523
kuudere love