>be analyzing "earthquakes" in Iran
>notice something VERY strange
>different seismic stations show COMPLETELY different signals
>wtf.jpg

THE SMOKING GUN (pic related):
>UOSS station (850km away): Shows normal earthquake THEN explosion spike
>KIV station (2000km away): Shows ONLY explosion signal
>Same event looks different at different distances
>This is IMPOSSIBLE for normal earthquake

THE METHOD:
1. Small earthquake happens
2. Iran waits ~3.5 minutes
3. Detonates nuclear device
4. Explosion signal merges with earthquake at distance
5. PERFECT DENIABILITY

TIMELINE:
>May 27: First test near Isfahan (see waveforms)
>June 15: Israel strikes Fordow nuclear facility
>June 20: Two "earthquakes" same day:
- Semnan (mb5.1): Waveform data available
- Afghanistan (mb4.5): ALL DATA SUPPRESSED

WHY IS AFGHANISTAN DATA HIDDEN?
>Same stations that recorded Iran events
>ALL monitoring stations show "errors" for Afghanistan only
>Data exists (confirmed) but blocked
>They ONLY hide data that looks like pure explosion

THE PROOF:
>Distance-dependent waveforms = dual event
>You can't fake this physics
>Closer stations see both events clearly
>Farther stations see explosion-dominated signal

YIELD ESTIMATE:
>May 27: ~14 kilotons based on P-wave magnitude
>That's Hiroshima-sized


Verify yourself:
>IRIS Wilber3 - May 27 event
>31.1124°N 50.3585°E
>Compare UOSS vs KIV waveforms