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6/17/2025, 3:11:13 AM
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>Sorry Mr draft officer. I cannot serve in the war against Iran because I am schizophrenic and have 3 separate voices in my head.
>The first is my regular everyday voice
>The second is of Joseph Goebbel's loyal assistant. This voice regularly tells me how evil Jews are and how to make antisemitic propaganda against Israel. It also tells me to show "KIKE KIKE KIKE" whenever I see someone with a large nose or curly hair.
>The third is from my past life as a young Russian girl hiding during the Mongol invasions. She tells me to piss myself whenever I get scared. This might cause trouble during trench warfare.
>Sorry Mr draft officer. I cannot serve in the war against Iran because I am schizophrenic and have 3 separate voices in my head.
>The first is my regular everyday voice
>The second is of Joseph Goebbel's loyal assistant. This voice regularly tells me how evil Jews are and how to make antisemitic propaganda against Israel. It also tells me to show "KIKE KIKE KIKE" whenever I see someone with a large nose or curly hair.
>The third is from my past life as a young Russian girl hiding during the Mongol invasions. She tells me to piss myself whenever I get scared. This might cause trouble during trench warfare.
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