>>1723735
>Over 1000 how?!
Gotta make make use of those easy hits early on and always dodge in the bonus range so you get an extra second.
...Which is only a half-truth. I think my highest was 300+ as well before I started using an auto clicker to figure out if he had any more lines past that point. He didn't, the cutoff seems to be at around 150+ and after that he always says the same thing.

>I don't think you can even play the woodcutting game
You can, actually! They took down the special April Fool pages but the one with the game's still accessible:
https://lifewonders.info/makiwarexer/
Though enjoying them while they last isn't bad advice. Take this with a fistful of salt since I'm just some asshole with zero coding knowledge, but the way they're handling assets didn't look very archival-friendly to me.

>>1723829
Oh good, you still made it in a few timezones at least.