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>Unfortunately, I'm a fucking retard who's either too busy drunk and/or whacking off and too anxious to make a fucking phone call.

allow me to make a suggestion, and tell me if it is unreasonable. why don't you have a couple drinks, KEEP IT AT a couple drinks and don't let the drinks take their own drinks. then make some calls and get your shit done. oh, and don't polish your knob after you've had your two drinks.