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picrel happened
FUCK ubi for
>tossing out all the mystery and intrigue in the 2nd game already, introducing glans penis hat having head ass ancient alien holograms trying to sound mysterious
>tossing out the serious and stoic assassin simulator (with some drama) and fully turning it into a costume drama where people yell and cry and argue (and sometimes assassinate)
>tossing out the sandboxy approach where you choose what missions you want to do before the targets, and replacing it with a railroaded story and unrelated side shit checklist
>and for introducing the fucking uplay launcher and limited edition exclusive dlc

all those dreams of doing parkour like ezio never happened vros
i'm 25 now. i'm a delivery driver and my knees and lower back hurt. i have a fucking dark floater in my left eye right now and it's distracting as fuck every time i move my eyes
it's crazy how quickly time passes. i thought i could larp as an assassin in real life. i kinda did as a kid but there's not much to climb where i live