Live letter night, it's live letter night!
It's Final Fantasy's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The devs are taking their final bow
Here comes the playerbase now
Let's hear what they have to say!

He's done it again
He's done it again
Yoshi P has done it again!

We can't believe it
You can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?

It's the worst patch in town!

We sat there sighing
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst patch in town!

Oh, we wanted to unsub and hiss
We've seen shit, but never like this

Yoshi P has done it again!

The story was rotten
The content was stinkin'
What he did to XIV
Hiroi did to theatre

We can't unsub faster, what a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy 10 Yen Yoshida

What a bum!

Live letter night, it's live letter night!
It's Final Fantasy's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The devs are taking their final bow
Here comes the audience now
Let's hear what they have to say!

He's done it again
He's done it again
Yoshi P has done it again!

We can't believe it
You can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?

It's the worst patch in town!

We sat there sighing
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst patch in town!

Oh, we wanted to unsub and hiss
We've seen shit, but never like this

Yoshi P has done it again!

The story was rotten
The content was stinkin'
What he did to XIV
Hiroi did to theatre

We can't unsub faster, what a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy 10 Yen Yoshida

What a bum!