My American mom when she came to Norway for the first time:
>wow why do Norwegians love frozen pizza so much
My Norwegian father when he came to America for the first time:
>why is everyone black and obese

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Don't mind me, just looking for a purely online relationship where I buy you lingerie that you wear for me on cam while I jerk it to you. But I don't need any help, I'm just looking for now

>gay friend asks how many dicks I'd suck if I got X amount of money for each
>said nah for all values of X
>he starts coping
>ask him how many pussies he'd lick for X amount of money
>he hestitates to answer
>tell him I'll tell everyone he's bi if he'd lick even one
Yeah I just, in a roundabout way, skullfucked that little faggot till my cock ruptured and shot a virile load down his throat but also because my cock was throbbing so hard I gave myself a second orgasm so I shot out another load but only after taking my cock out and aiming at his face so that my seed coated his gayboi face. This is just a metaphor btw I don't mess around with the gay stuff, no disrespect meant. It's just not for me.

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