>watch american psycho
>decide from now on that I'll be patrick bateman
>get invited to party
>show up looking jacked
>girl approaches me
>we vibe
>she asks me "what you do for living?"
>I reply "Well, I'm into murders and executions, mostly"
>The light in her eyes die
>Says she'll go for a drink
>Never see her again

I fully support an all out nuclear world war because I can't get a fat ass girl to sit on my face.