“There are few things I care about less than Mario. I play two games every morning: SMB 3 and SMW, preferably emulated. Any emulator will do. I don’t want to pay a subscription for Mario. I don’t want some man-bun, Metal Jesus motherfucker to resell it to me. I like a good Mario but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Big Bang Theory. It’s a game; it’s not a lifestyle.”