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7/17/2025, 5:28:54 PM
>Kris, I know we aren't seeing eye to eye. But...
>You know how expensive houses are in this economy? Even couples working full time have no chance of affording them. It'll be years till you move out.
>For an anti-social loser like you with no skills, redeeming qualities, or aspirations, it'll be impossible.
>You won't be able to move in with someone else either. Noelle's a dyke, your dad's moments away from bankruptcy, and Susie's poor. Don't think Asriel will let you crash at his place.
>Asgore will never get over it. Your brother will be nice, but he'll secretly despise him too. Both of them will never visit to avoid him. It'll just be the three of you.
>That's why we have to kill Sans. Now. Or you'll spend the next 15 years of your life living with him. Ketchup bottle in the fridge. Bad puns all day, your mom giggling and laughing at each of them. And don't forget about what they do at night.
>He's strong. Unbelievably strong. The knight is nothing before him. But I can do it. I've done it before. Tens of dozens of times. I've practiced for months. I know all his moves like the back of my hand. And the best part is, he's got only 1 HP. Just one hit is all I need.
>You can't do it without me, and won't be long till I'm gone for good. If we don't do it now you're stuck with him. It'll be over. For the better part of two decades you'll have to listen to them rut like animals for every God damn night.
>Give me control. It'll take only 10 minutes. I won't need any weapons, any items.
>Let me beat his skeletal ass one more fucking time. I beg of you. Let. Me. Kill. Him.
>You know how expensive houses are in this economy? Even couples working full time have no chance of affording them. It'll be years till you move out.
>For an anti-social loser like you with no skills, redeeming qualities, or aspirations, it'll be impossible.
>You won't be able to move in with someone else either. Noelle's a dyke, your dad's moments away from bankruptcy, and Susie's poor. Don't think Asriel will let you crash at his place.
>Asgore will never get over it. Your brother will be nice, but he'll secretly despise him too. Both of them will never visit to avoid him. It'll just be the three of you.
>That's why we have to kill Sans. Now. Or you'll spend the next 15 years of your life living with him. Ketchup bottle in the fridge. Bad puns all day, your mom giggling and laughing at each of them. And don't forget about what they do at night.
>He's strong. Unbelievably strong. The knight is nothing before him. But I can do it. I've done it before. Tens of dozens of times. I've practiced for months. I know all his moves like the back of my hand. And the best part is, he's got only 1 HP. Just one hit is all I need.
>You can't do it without me, and won't be long till I'm gone for good. If we don't do it now you're stuck with him. It'll be over. For the better part of two decades you'll have to listen to them rut like animals for every God damn night.
>Give me control. It'll take only 10 minutes. I won't need any weapons, any items.
>Let me beat his skeletal ass one more fucking time. I beg of you. Let. Me. Kill. Him.
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